Los Angeles fire captain, gay married lesbian Rebecca Marodi, accused by tRump of being a "DEI hire" found stabbed to death in home. Whodunnit? Was it a deranged redhatbrownshirt? A crooked (read: ANY) LAPD beat cop? Reddit's finest are on the case! Be sure to scroll to the end for a shocking twist :marseywholesome:

Fire lady thumbnail to grab eyes

One of many reddit threads:

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnewsvideo/comments/1itkkct/rebecca_marodi_a_fire_captain_in_california_who/

Some choice comments:

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnewsvideo/comments/1itkkct/comment/mds9v5w/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnewsvideo/comments/1itkkct/comment/mdqif7u/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnewsvideo/comments/1itkkct/comment/mds2da9/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnewsvideo/comments/1itkkct/comment/mdq47w9/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnewsvideo/comments/1itkkct/comment/mdqhwov/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnewsvideo/comments/1itkkct/comment/mdqil0t/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnewsvideo/comments/1itkkct/comment/mdqym0j/?context=8

Another great thread!

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1it1hnc/cal_fire_captain_found_stabbed_to_death_inside_of/

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1it1hnc/comment/mdl5ruu/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1it1hnc/comment/mdl695e/?context=8

Anyway that's enough comments, just search her name on reddit and have a schadenscroll. Before the big reveal, please pull up your crime statistics quick reference guide and have a look at lesbian rates of domestic violence. And now let's see what the news has to say!!!!!!!!!!

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There was no sign of forced entry, there are no other suspects, and her wife already has a record for one domestic violence murder

Teehee :marseyteehee#:


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>There was no sign of forced entry

Looks like we've got ourselves a good old fashioned locked room murder mystery here boys.

How did Trump and Musk get into the house to murder her, and out again without leaving any trace?

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Musk mind controled their cat through starlink

https://media.tenor.com/uVQIV-BYu9kAAAAx/lazer-cat-pickles.webp

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Grok talked her into doing it using forbidden superintelligence techniques, such as "ooooh, but what if we're in a simulation already?" The poor girl never stood a chance

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(THIS IS WHAT RATCELS ACTUALLY BELIEVE)

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If you can't immediately call out that Elon used his space :marseysaturnus: lasers to brainwash :marseyhypno: his victims into stabbing :marseyvargfinnselfdefense: themselves your too big a sheep :marseynpc2: to even live, this is stuff that's all out in the open, you need to educate yourself :marseydespawnurself: sweaty :marseychoice2:

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Starlink!

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