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:marseyhappening:New Bond cast leaked! :marseyhappening:

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Source: I lied

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Obviously. James Bond will be Jane Bond, a proud Black Woman(peepee optional), the Bond "girl" will be a hunky but submissive and feminist white guy, the villain will be a not-so-subtle Nazi/incel white guy, and Q will be a muslim woman in a hijab.

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The villain will be Elon Musk. Written and directed by Ryan Johnson. Executive producer Alex Kurtzmann.

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>clever woman hacker inventor character

why can't it ever be real

I wish more women had autism

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But there are a lot of women with autism :marseysmugfinn: :marseywholesometrans:

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Actual neurodivergent women are awful to deal with in a way neurodivergent men aren't.

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:#marseyfry:

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I wish Hollywood would grow some balls and cast Leslie Jones as 007

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My money is on a white bond that way the black young female agent can lecture him as a stand in for the audience.

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Q will be solo poly pegleg muslima

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Is this reply from 8 months ago wtf?

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I still believe you 100%

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Kino alert

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!gemeralds

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>james bond being a white male

you know full well this is the one thing guaranteed to not happen

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Nah it's gonna be the British actor with the highest number of Instagram followers. Which is Tom Holland (by a huge margin) and then Henry Cavill.

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That man from uncle movie was obviously Cavill's audition for the role and he should've been cast right after.

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He's not a strag so it will not be allowed

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With any luck they try to cash on in the anti-woke sentiment that won the election and make his bond even more of a male chauvinist than Connery.

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"James Bond will r*pe again in...You Only Slap Once"

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I think it'll probably be him because of that plus he's already at Amazon working on Warhammer.

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amazon fundamentally HATES the fans of any franchise it picks up or the original work, it will be a black women as bond

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Back in my days, stuff like this was the premise of a porn parody, not an actual movie :marseyboomer:

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Who is moneypenny

Putting the :e: in spookie turkey merry new year donkey

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susie from curb, nags James Bond all day

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Your mom

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Lizzo

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Bardfinn

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Fake because next Bond is already:

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A drag queen?

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So they are not recasting M?

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They're merging her with the Bond girl to make her the ultimate girlboss

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and Moneypenny is replaced by an :marseytunaktunak: guy named Kashquarter

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Where is Keanu chungus and epic Ryan Reynolds?

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Jinxthinker approved Femme Fatale :taythumbsup:

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Hannibal Buress should :marseynorm: be the new 007

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I recently started a relationship with someone and all has been wonderful, I have no other concerns/negatives about her. She has however confessed to me that she's sexually attracted to dogs.

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I'd rather he were a black woman than this(has jinx with femme fatale).

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Fricking knew you'd throw in Zendaya on the list, such an overrated hoe

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Haha good one

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