The most fun time of the year is starting today in New Orleans, Mardi Gras, let's check the top 2 posts on the new orleans subreddit right now: how to snitch if someone throws confederate flag beads and how its hard to get into mardi gras season this year because hecking orange man is back. Redditors will make one of the most fun events in the world into insufferable lmao.

Top 5 best places in the US for food. Holy shit good stuff. Some of my New Orleans pics:

imagine being at such an event lol

• If you know which rider threw it to you, make sure that you write a note immediately into your phone or somewhere to remember that rider's position on the float. You need the side, float number, and which level they are on. If the float has a tandem, whether they are on the main float or on the tandem.

• if you don't know which rider it is, at least get the side, float number, and whether it's a main float or tandem.

• the following morning, contact krewe leadership through the contact information on the floats website with the information about which float/rider it came from, with a picture of the throw.

Impressive dedication to snitching

I love /r/neworleans Mardi Gras getting upset with Tulane students, when it's almost always LSU students. Also getting made at kids getting better spots

Lot of over stupid throws

Why do white people have to ruin mardi gras

what are they thinking? don't they know there's a pandemic going on?? do better and stay at home

>but the world is burning. I'm torn between raging against the dying of the light, and hiding in my house, not leaving except for work, drowning in exhausted despondence.

i read comments like these and just assume these arent real people...but then i go on my old fb account, and yes there are real life people posting shit like this with their name attached...people i used to party with in college...really mind blowing...

I did this an hour ago. I was horny and started to masturbate. I wanted to get off to scat so I went on here and a couple of other sites. About half way through I felt something knocking on my hole. I farted but I knew I had some shit in the tube. I read a post about mixing poop with food and someone said ice cream. I came thinking about that.

About 10 minutes later and I said frick it and decided to try it. Went to the kitchen made myself a brown of ice cream and grabbed a cup.

went back to my room and put the bowl under my hole and started pushing. I used the cup to collect my piss. It was getting full so I put my peepee in the piss to fill it, it started to over flow so I stopped, put the cup to the side, spilling some piss over my hand and leg. I started pissing all over my hand while pushing out my shit.i pushed out all of it and used my pissy hand as tp.

I poured a little piss from the cup into the bowl to make a nasty slurry. The shit was soft chunks, not my favorite but I didn't care. I put a small piece on the spoon and scooped some ice cream so it was hiding it a little bit. I looked at at the pissy, shitty cream for a minute and put it in my mouth. I started to chew it and swallowed. I didn't taste the shit but I knew it was there. I got so hard I did it again. This time there was less ice cream and I swallowed the cream and left some shit behind so I tasted more of it. I came into the bowl. But post nut clarity got me and I went to take a shower and brush my teeth.

Snapshots:

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewOrleans/comments/1iuj4wh/a_hopefully_unnecessary_reminder/:

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