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Death of Hooters

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Hooters is for people too poor for lunch at strip clubs :marseyindignant:

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Never ate at a strip club and never will. Whole concept is absolutely bizarre to me.

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Its called techbro teambuilding because they are gauche and nouveau money :marseyshrug:

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Trying to fill me up before I chomp on some titties.

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All I know is that strippers get super angry if your fingers have wing sauce and you touch them. :marseyxd:

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Apparently strip clubs typically have halfway decent food because they know you'll be spending money elsewhere.

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I've heard but I just don't get it. I don't want a full stomach with a girl on my lap.

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I never got it either.

Why would I want to go with a bunch of my college buds as we all sit there together with raging hardons and can't even touch each other.

Nonsense.

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The rules say no touching the girls. Nothing is stopping you

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You cant trust the snatch to be clean, so how could you trust the food?

You have to be r-slurred to eat at a strip club, just like marrying a stripper

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