@poopoohands's comment on 'Ovarit responds to Hooters going bankrupt'

Ovarit responds to Hooters going bankrupt

https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/662945/hooters-going-bankrupt

It's pretty much what you expect with the exception of a few gems

Back when I was a child, my dad would take us to a family friend's house who lived in a different nearby city, and on the way home you would see a big hooters owl sign from the freeway and I would BEG him to let us stop at the "owl place" this time, PLEASE!! 😹

Edit: Me one time in particular being a bratty child: "Dad, why can't we EVER stop at the owl place??!?!"

My dad, a conservative Christian tough guy: "BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO! 😡🚗💨"

😹😹😹

Edit 2: Was just reminiscing about this with him, he thinks he also may have said, "You don't know what they're advertising 🤨" once when I asked.

:#marseyowl:

I once begged to get a bunny easter egg. It came with a mug with a bunny on it. I was too young to understand that it was the playboy bunny logo.

My parents did actually let me buy it in the end, but sadly my mum 'accidentally' dropped and broke it not too long afterwards.

One day, as an adult, I had a sudden realisation of what had actually happened.

:#marseybunny:

My dad is a Christian conservative redneck. I used to beg to go to the cafe with "DANCERS! DANCERS! DANCERS!" because I thought it was an actual dinner theater.