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Ovarit responds to Hooters going bankrupt

https://ovarit.com/o/GenderCritical/662945/hooters-going-bankrupt

It's pretty much what you expect with the exception of a few gems

Back when I was a child, my dad would take us to a family friend's house who lived in a different nearby city, and on the way home you would see a big hooters owl sign from the freeway and I would BEG him to let us stop at the "owl place" this time, PLEASE!! 😹

Edit: Me one time in particular being a bratty child: "Dad, why can't we EVER stop at the owl place??!?!"

My dad, a conservative Christian tough guy: "BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO! πŸ˜‘πŸš—πŸ’¨"

😹😹😹

Edit 2: Was just reminiscing about this with him, he thinks he also may have said, "You don't know what they're advertising 🀨" once when I asked.

:#marseyowl:

I once begged to get a bunny easter egg. It came with a mug with a bunny on it. I was too young to understand that it was the playboy bunny logo.

My parents did actually let me buy it in the end, but sadly my mum 'accidentally' dropped and broke it not too long afterwards.

One day, as an adult, I had a sudden realisation of what had actually happened.

:#marseybunny:

My dad is a Christian conservative redneck. I used to beg to go to the cafe with "DANCERS! DANCERS! DANCERS!" because I thought it was an actual dinner theater.

"NO!"

"Why?"

"I said so!"

:#marseytwerkinit:

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I remember my grandpa taking me to Hooters when I was like 12 or something. It honestly wasn't that big of a deal. Had a grilled cheese sandwich and the chick brought it and that's it.

They don't even do anything it's not like they're shaking their cans in your face or anything.

Somehow they made a restaurant made being served food with big tits boring.

Remove the frozen in time 1996 aesthetic, create some family hooters, tomboy hooters, goth mommy hooters

And the company will see 1500Γ— returns

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I've never been inside a hooters but I imagine they're all playing this song 24/7

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Femboy hooters

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Funny enough that's what I originally wrote but my phone autocorrected to family hooters.

My autocorrect is godly

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Making specific hooters is investing too much for very little return.

Just have a goth night or family night

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or normal restaurants could have hooters nights, and they could license out the brand

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