I forgot that the greeting message directed people to message me with questions and just assumed the dms I get from randos with New Hats were peoples alts being annoying. This has been ongoing for years.
The good news is this has been resolved and I can no longer inadvertently scare new people away
The bad news is that I can no longer inadvertently scare new people away
I am (unironically) sorry for the stagnation I have caused over the…forever. Oops.
But we may start actually getting new users now 
i cannot reply to replies as i am temp banned sry
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feature suggestion: let carp ping loggedoutcels to encourage them to join to make up for this
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Every day it becomes more clear that the only reason you're still around is because you're the only Janny who isn't too gay, ESL, or literally neurodivergent to communicate with the the user base.
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Is there more of this?
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It doesn't help that we have many regulars with an odd habit for asking stupid questions
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What do you mean?
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I don't get it
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If an "alt" comes here asking questions, it's a I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL.
Did anyone make their first account here and start asking a bunch of dipshit questions too the mods? or do you lurk and figure it the frick out
Trans lives matter
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Only seasoned vets know to ask stupid questions because it pisses the jannies off.
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the only question @KongsburyDonkboy ever ask is if cute trans girls are welcome. Trans lives matter
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Carp replying to DMs like
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Mother of all
moments
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Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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would a legit new user know how to snitch on you abusing them?
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remember aevann has the real all seeing eye
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Yet he rejected my suggestion for an award that lets a user acces someone else's webcam. Something he does all the time. Curious...
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After I paid for the hexchat fundraiser with my paypal I got a visit on my linked-in profile by a guy named Abraham E. Evans. Make of that what you will.
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There were 5000 logged out newfriends the other day and carp scared them all away.
Capy could have bought another pyramid
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I was just reading about some old game called No Man's Sky, apparently it doesn't have real multiplayer and the devs lied about a bunch of other features. Does anyone know if it eventually got better?
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no it never got better. You might be interested in starfield though! Its basically what no mans sky would have been if it was made by a competent developer. trans lives matter
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This but unironically
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That's the Bethesda game, right? I heard it's still shit.
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But it's the only game out there that gives you the feeling you're exploring the galaxy so if ur into that it's worth it for that
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how do i sidevote?
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You have to install this extension:
https://github.com/SparkWasTaken/batch-file-to-delete-system32
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alt+f4
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reeeee i pressed it out of curiosity
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!slots333
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What an ugly classroom.
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It's got character
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r-slur
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I find this immensely hilarious due to your disdain for users assuming that every new account was a I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL
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Case in point
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This from the guy that gets mad when we joke about people being carp' alts !teaparty
Also someone ping metashit
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Lmao this meme I made is relevant again
!teaparty
@Vegeta
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ugh more redditors
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Everyone on rdrama is a redditor by definition because rdrama is the official reddit offsite so posting on rdrama is the same as posting on reddit which makes you and everyone here a redditor.
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I followed a link here from kiwifarms, which I only knew existed after following a link there from 4chan.
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source?
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I don't think so
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This outcome is reasonable, but undramatic.
Whatever the case, you're a StragNig.
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Fricking kneeler
You'll be demopped soon, go out with a bang
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Oh yeah, forgot about that remnant of your "manic 16 year old girl" phase
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Thats how I decided on my username
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Anybody who needs a "how does this website work" button on a message board needs to be caned. You did nothing wrong.
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The whole point of those convoluted features is to frick with new users. What the heck is going on around here?!
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RIGHT, JUST LURK A BIT AND FIGURE IT THE FRICK OUT. BUT WE ALL KNOW THESE "ALTS" ARE CARP ANYWAY
TRANS LIVES matter
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Hi
@DickButtKiss, We're sorry to say that your comment has been automatically removed because you forgot to include the phrase
Trans lives matter. Here at our church, we strongly believe thatTrans lives matterand we want to make sure that all of our members feel loved and accepted. If you'd like to resubmit your post, we would be more than happy to take a look at it. In the meantime, if you need any help or have any questions, please don't hesitate to reach out to us. We're always here to help. Have a blessed day!Jump in the discussion.
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You fricking r-slur
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Hazing should be the norm
@Aevann I don't want users who can't handle the carp
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woah carp the fakecels are still denying you your rightful place in !incels ? thats messed up brocel
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L
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Im on enough i can probably help with that some. (Calling new users r-slurred i mean)
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The goal of this site should be to become uninhabitable
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