Consistent with President @realDonaldTrumpβs instructions, all federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 22, 2025
Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.
You did the meme! pic.twitter.com/05qatNnkWb
β Gator Gar (@yalligatorgar) February 22, 2025
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Elon is handling being in a position of power even worse than when I moderated /r/guitars for a day.
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wdym this is great
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Did you ban every post that wasn't about telecasters
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I banned all of my enemies and then the other mods started asking why they were getting flooded with DMs.
If I made it to day two then I'd have set up an automod to ban anyone who wrote Squire instead of Squier.
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Lmao
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RIP to autocorrect-mobile-cels.
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absolutely, detrone him and appoint peter thiel asap!!
@realDonaldTrump pls do it
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Lmao thats definitely getting struck down by the courts
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He's tried this before with Twitter to dodge paying unemployment and had to pay out big time.
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You're saying...he didn't learn from past mistakes?
Strange how autism works.
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he had to pay one paddy
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Its the I have enough money to pay the fine so I might as well keep testing the boundaries every year to keep looking for new weaknesses that might open up strategy.
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I bet elon and trump alone are gonna create a larger demand in the law profession once again.
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And who's gonna read these millions of emails to check the answers, exactly ? And more importantly, how many are gonna be links to goatse ?
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Grok
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This is unironically going to be the answer
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How long before it hallucinates and just sends the G*mer Word to allin_US_gov after ingesting Kanye tweets?
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that what we got AI for huney
dont like it? find another job
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Just going to ask ai to write what I did last week
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Nobody just single out one person that's dei coded and publicly fire them
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saw a DEI family at the park this morning
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Well this might be the most r-slurred thing from Musk this uhh hour
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Unironic redditisms on my nudrama
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It's not 5pm EST yet, he still has time to outdo himself
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Just wait for that second dose of adderall to kick in
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He did the meme where he's an unlikeable, antagonistic butthole!!
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Go back to reddit
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I'm still young and qualified enough to have a better-paying job in the private sector, so I'd respond by saying I got his mother done last week. I don't let people micromanage me in person, let alond by email. Especially some neighba who doesn't know anything about my job.
Even worse, people who worked on classified projects will get fired if they answer this honestly.
And there are 3 mil fed employees. At least 90% of the responses will never be opened.
No court will accept that as a resignation. They already got rid of the probationary employees, so now they need cause to fire anyone and this wouldn't fly. So my tax dollars will be used to give these glowies back pay for not working after the court case, which is even worse than my tax dollars being used to pay them for working.
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All the emails will be processed by an AI model and thus "opened".
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It's not about tax dollars, it's about removing your enemies from positions of power. Any fines are a cost of doing business.
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That doesn't make any sense. If they're illegally fired, they're getting back pay AND they're getting their jobs back.
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Plot twist their position was eliminated they can now be a janitor
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This smells like an Indian wrote it
Trans lives matter
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It's the odd mix of formal and informal voice:
"requesting to understand"
"wut they got dun"
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My new manager does this and i kinda hate it
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the cockroach hates the light
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A: R*pe is Bad;
B: Biden has been accused of r*pe;
C: Those who accuse others of r*pe should be believed and supported;
C': Supporting the accused male feminist in any way is Β¬C;
β΄ D: (A β© B β© C) = Biden is a Male feminist;
Snapshots:
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1893386883444437415:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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