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Birds are real.
— US Consumer Product Safety Commission (@USCPSC) January 5, 2022
@TED_SIMP, don't worry, the birds are real. they are not just your hallucinations
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This tweet reminded me of the many bad faith arguments you see conservatards make to try to justify their obviously corrupt stances on various things.
Like when Trump claimed we needed to ban wind turbines because they kill birds despite coal power plants killing way more birds at a way higher rate.
That being said, get a load of this fricking boomer ad:
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Ngl, I love the boomer ads.
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Jesus Christ man imagine how much your life would improve if you didnβt think about conservatives all the time
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It'd be way worse, thinking about them makes me feel way better about myself.
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"It'd be way worse, drinking makes me feel way better about myself."
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If conservatives didn't want to get dunked they wouldn't be so r-slurred.
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If you wanted to improve your mental health you'd stop being eternally online.
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Being eternally online is way better than the real world.
Can't even say the N word anymore or the PC police will be all over you.
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You know this is unhealthy.
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I disagree.
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Why do you keep spamming this at me. You running low on ram or something?
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He doesn't have the energy to explain why you're wrong, he's right though.
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I think just about everything makes you think about conservatards, pizza.
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Perhaps, perhaps.
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Wait a second you mean thereβs a website for unsafe products I thought we were talking about potlucks?
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Pizza doesn't like the silly bird meme by some guvment agency.
They just want to keep you safe, pizza!
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I'm pretty sure some TSA agent at Ted Stevens International had to listen to this exact comment, word for word, while stifling a yawn
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