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oh no, a Literally Who Video Essayist has called me, a billionaire with the ear of the president, cringe. It's over
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It's funny because it unironically annoys him
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bet the nerds in revenge of the nerds wouldn't have thought that after getting their revenge and becoming multi billionaires they'd still be hung up on internet beef instead of living their best life in thailand banging super models
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Not annoyed enough to make and post a THIRTY minute rant about another man
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This guy literally posts on twitter a thousand times a day he's a much more prolific poster than even the most terminally online rdramatard he does not have the attention span to make a 30 minute video on anything
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He's not nearly as r-slurred as a groomercordBIPOC who cryposts about rightoids 24/7
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I don't get it
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how many dozen comments have you posted today defending ddr and cringelon? get those numbers up cutie
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Exactly 0
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So what.
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It is funny
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Not really, unless you're a sad, cumguzzling twink who's low on supplies.
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If the richest man on earth posting more than the most neurodivergent rdramatard instead of like having drug fuelled orgies on a tropical island isn't funny to u u are deranged
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Just let Cathedral have this one Borpa
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Yes, but people who seethe at Elon aren't amused by his counter-seething. They will seethe even more at him because he dared to seethe back at them. They genuinely think that he shouldn't be allowed to react to their unhinged butthurt because he's rich.
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Should have said he was bad at Diablo
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I get that he's unlikable but do none of these people have the patience to wait until he's no longer the richest man on Earth and the American Shogun to make these downward spiral videos
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EVs are shit cars plain
and simple. Especially Tesla.
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0-60 in 3.5s, immediate peddle response, no shift lag, quiet, charging at home, fully controllable from my phone, useful feature updates ... i finally feel like i'm driving something worthy of the 21st century tbh.
it would honestly really suck to go back to a legacy manufacturer gas car if elon actually trashed tesla
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ur simping for big tech control
being able to use your phone (tracks you everywhere you go) to control your car (also tracks you everywhere you go)
ur "useful feature updates" come at the cost of telsa OWNING you. try modifying the car in a way tesler doesn't like (like ticking a software checkbox that limits performance for noreason other than to upsell) ; find out whether it's really yours
all these modern cars you can't even change the battery without seeing the dealer to "reprogram" sht (probably just resetting all their tracking to sell ur data)
its a true heck they've created and u goons are cheering it on
so I'll take my 30 year old car. I want something worthy of the 20th century, when humanity peaked. ur car will drive itself back to tesla HQ when the time is right
and their trve plan begins
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"Oops my dashboard went out I hope daddy
elon lets me have his car back soon"
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Me watching my car update get stuck at 99% while my groceries are all melting in the back seat
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Mfw elon finds out im trans
and the secret 
gas slowly releases....
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FTC made it illegal for your phone to track you everywhere you go 1 month ago?? Or rather they made it illegal for companies to buy location bidstream data for anything other than selling ads and you also can't link location history to an advertising device or personal profile that would make it individually identifiable (new standard is basically anything at all) unless it's in the immediate interest of national security. And also no company can EVER link it to your house. Maybe go fuk yourself??
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been illegal they recently EVERY phone carrier got charged with selling data and got a slap on the wrist fine they're still doing it regardless
maybe you go fuk myself?
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Go buy some rn. prove yourself right
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why are you sucking big telecom's slock so hard when you could be on mine
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just found out u couldn't buy it, huh?
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I'm also a schizo and I hate all that tech in cars too. I don't like the idea of the car phoning home and upping my insurance premiums because I like doing 120mph on my way home at 3am.
The jew fears the 1989 hiluxchad
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batteries+motor are vastly more mechanically reliable than an engine in the first place.
and man all it'd take is a proper right to repair law to nip that in the butt. i'm not worried tbh.
and big tech already knows everything about me. heck i make it easy for them to know. i still haven't the foggiest clue why i should care, and rather think they should know who i am so they don't see me as a moral threat.
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they won't do it tho
the one thing this admin hasn't mentioned is right to repair
and seeing as elon is where he is it's probably not going to happen. especially since consumers just dont freacking care
I will save myself before they slave mayself
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bro markets are r-slurred. consumers can't care about all the things they should care about, it's literally too much shit.
even if they could, there's more shit they need to care about than options available ...
so that's why unregulated free markets are a completely unhinged idea.
neither trump nor elon gives a flying frick about u, me, or anyone beyond making promises to idiots who don't have the cognition to realize how full of hot air those promises are.
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Teslas are for queers.
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weird accusation to be making on a gay dating website
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Wdym?
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3.5 soulless, sterile, silent
seconds. I don't care if EVs start doing the 1/4 mile in 6 seconds, it's totally unusable on the street. I'd gladly pay double for a V8 and a manual transmission that's 3x as slow as an iPad on wheels. EVs were made for NPCs who see cars as an appliance 
and aren't smart 
enough 
to turn their headlights on at night.
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how is it "totally unusable on the street"??? i drive it daily for work.
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The speed. How often are road and traffic conditions optimal for you to let loose and floor it without hoping a cop doesn't notice
or losing 
control 
like a spaz? Once cars start doing the 1/4 mile in less than 12 seconds, the speed becomes solely for bragging rights 
and anyone who would 
care is a strag anyway. "My car is faster than yours haha", cool and my dad can beat up your dad and no MY peepee is bigger and has more veins than yours I swear!
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How many veins does your peepee have, bb?
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Scores of veins
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Ya but u have to live in the far south
also ur range is like 120 miles 
on a full charge 
!followers do not buy tesla 
or other first 
generation 
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oh i forgot to mention: no maintenance. big plus there too.
it's quite a bit more than 120, epa is 300+ but useful per charge range is more like 250. i don't mind the charges, u got go to the bathroom and watch youtube for 15-20 mins and it's nothing.
i did a road trip last year from SF thru death valley, to northern arizon, the up and down new mexico, hitting the western edge of texas... and all the way back. how much more desolate can it really get? it definitely took a little planning, but there really are enough chargers out there.
it really sucks the govt is pulling back on the EV charging buildout. gas honestly sucks to drive in comparison, and i want it easier to road trip.
EVs could be made basically negligible cost to drive if we offered commercial electricity pricing at charging stations.
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Lmao at 0 maintenance
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my dad had one for 5 years ... never once took it into the shop
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I love my EV. I don't want to go back to gas
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idk what to tell u. gas cars just suck in comparison.
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And, they're quiet, which is boon for everyone except micro-peepeeed, incest-loving cute twinks.
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I dont love the guy but all the hate hes getting now is the real cringe
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Me, the least contrarian dramatard when the pro and anti Elon camps are both cringe.
Might sit this one out fellas
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Crying about
is the real wingcuck filter and sadly, most nudramatards have failed it 
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Ok buy an EV
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No
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Got 'emmm! Show that kitty who's boss!
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Already did
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Florida?
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Elon is a fricking nîgger.
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!jannies is this allowed?
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It's encouraged even
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! jannies
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You need to remove the space like so: !jannies
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I can't affford it
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Thank you for the fricking alert.
@Sphereserf3232 has been banned for seven years.
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I still remember back in like 2018? Or maybe as late as 2019 most people thought he was literally Tony Stark IRL
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Love how you were going to mock an entire group of people who you feel you're better than, but can't remember when something occurred or that sentiment can change over time.
For example, when you first bottomed you probably hated it. Now? Your butthole starts salivating at the thought of satisfying another man as a sexual subordinate.
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He was already cringe back then. He was posting fricking catgirl memes in his late 40s
It's just that his public perception has caught up to him now
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Please understand, it was the height of ironic weeb cringe of thigh highs and hentai, even loli shit was mainstream at the time
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/r/enoughmuskspam has a lot of old posts of all of Reddit just sucking off the guy years ago
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Oh it's a Ghost Gum video? Disliked, reported, didn't watch. IDGAF what Ghost Gum has to say about anything. He could be beating the NYT to the scoop on NSA leaks and I'd still never fck with a video he made.
He made that horrible video on James Cage White taking every tweet James made at face value. Genuinely Joey Salads level contentslop. I don't even care about James at all, but if you're going to do a 15 minute video and not even mention that these tweets
might not be 100% serious, because it would complicate the script you are writing then you are a talentless desperate hack who is wasting everybody's time.
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you should make a longpost
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No YOU should make a longpost, you lazy b-word.
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Snapshots:
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archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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