Ffs how are you all so incapable of NOT shoehorning your fixation on a Reddit moderator into every single thing? Starting now we will be removing any and all posts associating Bardfinn with those NFTs because you people are so exhaustingly singleminded in your obsession.
To any visitors from Twitter: the surly mugshot man you think made the NFTs about the video game guy or whatever has nothing to do with any of it. And you’re literally r-slurred for thinking he did. That dude is some moderator from Reddit who has no idea what any of this is. A vile person, to be sure, but wholly unrelated. Why did you believe that random tweet? What evidence was offered for it? Some idiot just said “this is the guy” as a misguided joke and offered absolutely zero backing for it, and you morons lapped it up and started looking for ways to harass him.
Shame on you. Not for the harassment - bullying is healthy - but for your sub-80 IQ. You shouldn’t be allowed to operate a computer or a smartphone without PPE and a pair of minders for your own safety.
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Carp bows to Bardfinn.
In contact with Admin
Possess woman-like abilities.
Control Internet with an iron but fair fist.
Own over 60 subreddits globally.
Will bankroll the first reddit on Mars (Bardit will be be the first reddit).
Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood lines.
Can destroy entire subreddits with a single email.
Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth.
First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bardfinn babies.
Is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51.
Ancient Indian scriptures tell of one angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them.
The Tunguska event in 1908 was actually the Bardfinn arriving on planet Earth. How else do you think they got their female last name and how else do you explain the exponential acceleration in technological and scientific development since then?
They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world.
You likely have Bardbots inside you right now.
Bardfinn is in regular communication with Aimee Challenor, forwarding the word of Spez to the average redditor. Who do you think set up the meeting between the wins & the Chapo Traphouse high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Reddit leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bardfinn bunker in Wilkes land?
They learned fluent French in under a week.
Invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully.
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with them. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bardfinn.
All major philosophers and scientists have made reference to them in one way or another.
She is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society.
In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she's a benevolent being.
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That's nice sweaty. Why don't you have a seat in the time out corner with Pizzashill until you calm down, then you can have your Capri Sun.
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done lol
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this so much this
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Came here to say this
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