Australian state government releases ad to covince zoomer lesbians that going on vaxxmaxx dates is the new way to rebel.

https://twitter.com/_evelynrae/status/1482965756610752518?t=Mq3PeXQ40HD6HvjZ_MQf4w&s=19

Conspiracy theorists notice one small detail.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841358532642672.webp

While anti-libertarians notice another detail.

>46 year old lesbian takes 15 year old girlfriend


>Where did you get that she is 46?


>Her birth date is on the vax certificate

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>A Victorian government-funded youth body has created a TikTok video encouraging teenagers to go on “vax dates” to get the Covid-19 vaccine without their parents’ permission.

>The video by the Youth Affairs Council of Victoria (YACVIC) features two teenage girls who go on a post-lockdown date to see a movie – but when asked to show their vaccination certificate, one says “my parents haven’t let me get vaccinated yet”.

>“I mean, you’re over 14. You don’t actually need to get their permission,” the other girl says. “Wanna go do it now – go on a vax date?”

>The girl then gets her Covid-19 vaccine, and the pair skip out of the clinic holding hands. “Live, Love, Jab for more cute dates in your life,” the video says.

>The caption reads, “Pro tip: if you’re over 14, you can have your own Medicare card and consent to getting vax’d.”


>"Live, Love, Jab for more cute dates in your life”

That'll probably work on lesbians tbh.

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A "Victorian government-funded youth body" is not the Australian government, you fricking idiots. That's like calling my local PCYC a "wing of the House of Parliament".

But sure, keep trying to dunk on us while your populations were decimated by OG COVID and a splinter in your finger still costs you $100,000 😎

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meanwhile we get a few thousand cases of the mildest coof yet with 90%+ vax rate and "OH MY GOD THE SKY IS FRICKING FALLING THE HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IS COLLAPSING"

not sure we're able to laugh at anyone

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Im Australian (ik suck my peepee) Some lady fainted at my work today due to covid they think, cant wait to be on the news later :marseythumbsup:

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the absolute fricking state of this country :marseydeadinside:

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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-01-16/qld-coronavirus-covid19-ambulances-paramedics-triple-0-calls/100757612

I've now seen this explicitly called out by the QLD and Vic ambo unions, and NSW is having the same problem, and the same shit is being reported worldwide

These are the frickers accusing me of "clogging the health system"

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Honest to god I haven’t watched the news and or read articles in years, sounds gay whatever’s happening in Queensland :marseywalking:

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Can't sum up the country any better than this tbh. Our 2020 and 2021 luck has exposed how our population is a bunch of kitties.

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OUT!

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