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Ukkkraine claims the HAPPPOOOONING is happening today. If Ukkkraine doesn't die today the 19th January jackshit will happen and this will be forgotten my March.

So if you Mutts dont see nukes flying over your house tomorrow the world is probably save for the time being. Or Ukraine is dead and no one really did care lmao.

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Frick me, I keep telling myself this shit won't actually happen, but I'm starting to sweat now. My NG unit's deployable because we're going to Africa soon(ish) for training and rapport building. If this shit pops off and burgerstan gets involved, my dumbass is going to be in a C-17 headed to Europe. I'm trying to play a Warhammer III campaign as Khorne in February, not get smoked by airburst artillery.

I'll be sure to leave an rdrama will in the capy's possession.

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Look on the bright side; by the time this conflict is finished you'll be ready to ship to Taiwan.

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Bro you get to kill Russians. That's fricking poggers.

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What does poggers even mean? I'll poz your bussy, zoomer

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It's an Albanian phrase for delight.

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poggers is the zoomer word for pogchamp

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Just like COD!!!

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Lol I must have missed it. Why are we sending the weekend warriors into battle? Are the marines too busy flying rainbow flags on Apaches or something?

I don't know you but I hope you don't get sent into the fryer.

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Lol NG gets called up for large conflicts. I'm also NG SF, so it's pretty much all former active SF dudes that wanted to make actual money.

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Don’t national guard guys just fix trucks and shit

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That's often the case, but every type of combat arms is represented in the natty guard. Some of us aren't allowed to be fobbit lards

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Interesting bring me back some vodka and mdma

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🤞

:marseypartymaxx: :marseypartyzoom: :marseypartymaxx: :marseypartyzoom: :marseypartymaxx:

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We got flown out to shoot with 20th bout a year ago. Good times

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Do you remember if a massive drunk lunatic named Phil was there? He's usually involved in shoots in the Carolinas area

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I remembered a massive guy handling the MP5 station though I don’t recall his name. I do remember a prior sniper school instructor who was pissed about the lack of deployment opportunities. I reckon he’s excited about all this new Ukraine shit going on

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Lol every month I hear dudes bitching about shit like "the last time I got to kill someone was 5 years ago". Well adjusted people :marseywholesome:

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I knew an SF NG that was actually Afghan. Cool dude. Really knew his shit.

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It’s too tough of a job too send in the 75th Rangers or the 82nd airborne, the only way too defeat the ruskies is too send a bunch of half-LARPing fatasses too show them once and for all that trans lives matter.

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We aren't.

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Have fun staring down t-72s or whatever for former commie country 😎

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T-90s which are T-72s with some up armor, and a new targeting system that gives it anime eyes.

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I prefer the T-800:

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He has the dreamiest eyes 😍😍😍

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Based and robosexual pilled.

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Biden has said seven by seventy times that he won't put boots on the ground. He's trying to intimidate Putin so it makes no sense to lie about this either

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I still don't think we will, but it still gives me another reason to drink. Also no boots on the ground often translates to no boots besides SOF

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Keep LARPing wannabe.

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I will thank you for paying your taxes

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Foreign earned income exclusion

Try again poorcel.

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In 2022 you may claim it for up to the first $112,000 (up from $108,700 in 2021) that you earn.

:mcmarsey:

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Yea...that doesn't mean you make only 112k a year.

There's this thing called "deductions" which a person called a "tax consultant" uses to bring your AGI to or below that amount.

If you could afford a tax consultant you'd know this.

But you don't cause you're poor.

:#marseyking:

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Khorne

NGMI

Slaanesh :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyjam: > Tzeentch :marseybait: :marseytroll: > Khorne :marseyshooting: :marseytrollgun: > NEETgle :marseypuke: :marseychonker2:

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How are you so wrong? Your order is completely backwards.

Khorne > Nurgle > Tzeentch > Slaanesh

Crazy bloodthirsty rip and tear gladiators are levels above :marseytrain: flamboyant crab degens

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:marseypartymaxx: :marseypartyzoom: :marseypartymaxx: :marseypartyzoom: :marseypartymaxx: :marseypartyzoom: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing:

Where do you think you are?

:marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyjam: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyjam: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyjam: :marseyhomosupremacist: :marseyjam: :marseykink: :marseykink: :marseykink: :marseykink: :marseykink: :marseykink:

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If @Aisha had a dramacoin for every time the Private News Network reported my unit was going too spearhead the imminent invasion of Syria back in the day, @Aisha wouldn’t have too say trans lives matter in every post.

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PNN is r-slurred, Spc NN is pretty reliable, and SSG/SFC NN goes back around to being fully r-slurred. I don't think shit will pop off, but I'm confident I'll end up over there if it somehow does.

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The WARNO is totes in the mail, and it says that trans lives matter.

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Frago says I'm now maneuvering on that bussy

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RIP, I'll play WH3 in your honor bro :marseycry:

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What faction are you going to play first?

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I really dig the Ogres after their OP merc forces were added to WH2, but I'll play as Kislev to honor Putin for taking down a Top Teir Oper8tor Dramanut. Lord knows we dont die easy :marseysalutearmy:

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Hahaha Kislev just seems like it'll play as a broke Empire lacking enough gunpowder. Ogres is up there for me because I like rosters with a lot of monstrous infantry and single unit entities. I'm really looking forward to chaos dwarfs

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Im waiting for them to announce the create-a-demonlord tomorrow, it actually sounds like a cool idea. If you havent seen it the leaks are on r/totalwar rn

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I definitely was not expecting that. I can't wait to see the cheese people can create with it

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I compley forgot about Xavier Renegade Angel. It used to be my go to show for dosing dxm on weekends

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Chaos Dwarves are cool as frick, I am concerned they wont do them justice

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Americans won't get involved. Stop worrying.

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American forces deploy to Ukraine

Secure HQ at McDonalds, hand out bags of cash and McTriples to locals in hearts and minds campaign

Price: 86 gorillion dollarydoos

:#marseybush:

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You can shout blood for the blood god while shooting at Kislevs :marseydaemon:

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Just livestream your helmet cam feed on here

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This is just like when the Covenant glassed Reach!

:marsoyhype:

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does the heckin mark iv armor have a system to feed our brave warriors their needed HRT tho???

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If by HRT you mean mainlined test, tren, and anavar, then yes.

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Now I want Putin in Master Chief armour

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Despite all the doomer shit I highly doubt any superpower is dumb enough to engage in nuclear warfare. Worst case it'll be another 10 years of proxy wars that get a headline every couple months and then instantly forgets. Shit makes way too much money

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Anyone losing their minds over this is an idiot. Even if the Russians invade, the most the US will do is provide material and financial support to Ukraine.

Way too many clueless kids watching the news these days.

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If Russia actually invades the rest of Ukraine in a conventional conflict, we'll absolutely have SOF deployed there as advisors at minimum. I definitely don't see conventional units being sent there, but there would definitely be involvement.

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We already have SOF advisors deployed there as advisors, lol. But yeah, I don't see them even getting involved in direct conflict.

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10th Group had dudes there until fall of last year, but as of now I don't think there's any Army SOF in Ukraine. Might be Air Force SOF, but I know there's no Navy or Marines. I'm sure the glowies have people over there serving a similar role.

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Oh, my b, I didn't realize the SOF advisors had cleared out already.

I'm sure the glowies have people over there serving a similar role.

Lol, when are there not glowies in place?

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Definitely not on January 6th, 2021 :marseytroublemaker:

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:#gigachadglow:

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Red storm rising.

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My favorite Clancy novel by far. The r*pe avenging plotline was kind of r-slurred though

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All Clancy novels are pretty r-slurred. Especially the ones he wrote later in life where it's like "holy frick stop describing guns and night vision and just get to the fricking or Jesus". Literally unreadable

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move it 1 day

problem ukraine?

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Stay safe incase the European general war breaks out. I think we're going to sit this one out.


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Im a Volga German Dramamine, my people and family have a long standing tradition of being btfo, Don't worry about me if I end up in some internment camp as part of a labor army I am in my natural element.

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You'll be getting back to your roots! Maybe you can find a trad waifu/husbando in the camps!

:marseywholesome:


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I think we're going to sit this one out.

this is why pearl harbor happened

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I crossing my fingers that maybe let me skip some exams. I hope no nukes I am to close to NATO HQ

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If it doesn't happen today, it'll definitely happen in two more weeks.

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Nukkklear winter by May guarenteed!

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I think being gay is an insult

Darn bro, it's 2021. Your cracks are about 3 decades behind

I do have to ask, do twinks have a particular way of writing that you can identify not only their sexual orientation, but also their role within that orientation?

Cause that's fricking incredible. It's like dictational Gaydar™©®

I mean it's busted, cause you were way off base, but it's still pretty darn cool

Snapshots:

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Gay

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Nothing ever happens. Always bet on nothing ever happening.

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He said 2 years into a heckin world wide pandemic.

:#sciencejak:

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Its weird because when things are happening it doesnt feel like they are happening. :marseysigh:

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corona was the biggest nothing burger of all time. I was promised streets filled with dead bodies, all I got was annoying redditors and opportunistic governments.

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nothing burger

All I got was annoying redditors and opportunistic governments.

Way too god darn much for my tastes quite frankly.

:marseysulk:

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Corona was slightly worrying up until the point I found out the average age of death was like 85. Haven't followed covid rules since then.

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They're gonna invade when the Olympics start, just like they did in 2008 and 2014.

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This is wrong on so many levels.

Russian Empire is constantly threatened by the Japanese. It needs at least a mandatory buffer zone that includes Romania, Bulgaria, Slovakia and Poland, chud!!!!

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Come on bro, this'll be fun. Maybe we'll even get drafted :marseyjam:

Can't wait to get bussy blasted by this in eastern Poland

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I don’t appreciate your comment about Americans being mutts. It is racially insensitive.

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