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Chicago teacher drama, public education is a failed institution

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Lives in urban shithole where antisocial attitudes are venerated and mainstream

Act surprised that the children of the shitholistanians aren't interested in classroom learning

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Rural schools can be just as bad, "urban youths" and "bored farm kids with Gadsden flags" behave very similarly except the farm kids are less likely to murder each other

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Man, I grew up in a rural area and went to a farm school, it wasn't anything like that during the school day.

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Probably depends where you are. I went to an urban youth school first and a rural school later. The urban school wasnt that bad most of the time but I had knives pulled on me a ridiculous number of times. The rural school was more of a clusterfrick in some ways

every single road sign within an hours' drive shot so many times you couldnt tell what it originally said

every new computer or device destroyed in minutes

"I dont need to go to school I'm gonna work on dads farm" (c.f. "I dont need to go to school Im gonna work in bros gang")

guns at school constantly, never saw one pulled on q person but inanimate objects were shot pretty regularly

half the class drunk at any given point in time, at 15 years old

textbooks from the Cold War

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"I dont need to go to school I'm gonna work on dads farm"

Isn't it beautiful that our welfare farm subsidy money is able to preserve this way of life? It's an important part of our rich cultural tapestry.

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The agricultural industry in this country is a massive grift.

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Any government subsidized industry is a massive gift.

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The road sign one, and the I don't need school ones are totally something that did happen at mine. But they weren't disrespectful to teachers or class, they just didn't try. The white farmer kids having guns wasn't remotely noteworthy because we'd all been shooting since we were 6 years old. They all bragged about drinking but never did it at school, although plenty were already using dip lmfao.

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we'd all been shooting since we were 6 years old

Dont forget driving! Most of my graduating class were driving by around 10 years old lol

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My stick shift car at 10 years old. Countless beater automatics though. It's actually weird hearing how many people had my same fricking early life story LOL

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The "Rural School Chad"

Drives a shitty Dodge Ram with a block lift and rust from it's previous life as Dad's work truck

Skips school every day during durr season

School resource officer constantly talking to him because shotgun or 10/22 is visible in truck passenger seat

Played football for 2 years, somehow fat as a 16 year old

Dips in computer science class

"Imma work on my dad's farm"

Actually ends up working at auto parts store because farming is quite technical

Kegger in the woods every Friday, buried Ram up to the door sills in mud absolutely hammered

Drinks vodka out of a water bottle at school pep rallies

Girlfriend is either blonde and 200lbs, or emo and 100lbs. No in between

Has told the same 8 stories every time he has a few beers since he graduated in 2007

Thinks Blue Moon is a microbrew

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Ngl as a ruralcel I envied dodge ram Chad.

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The 1st gen V8 Ram is a bad truck, but it does carry a certain cachet, because it's driven by the cool dude who got blackout drunk and died cliff jumping and everyone in town went to his memorial service at the high school where half the pictures of him involved underage drinking. As an adult, you know it's not that cool, but the kid part of you admires it.

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The last sentence really sums it up. I wanted to be a Chad like him and impregnate my sixteen-year-old fat girlfriend. Because it meant I was getting laid.

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45 year old George Costanza doppelgangers are known to be unbeatable in a fight

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β€œUntil you graduate you’re a boy to me. I don’t care what your skin color is. I will beat you black and blue or beat the black off you if you misbehave in my classroom.”

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True, but in Chicago's case, rural Illinois schools perform significantly better while getting much less funding.

I wonder why...

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WHY CANT I REACH THESE HECKING KIDS?

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Suburban schools are getting rekt by mismanagement too. The entire public education system is unironically on the verge of collapse.

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