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[Suggestion] Out with slots, In with stonks :marseywallst:

It'll work like this. A stock corresponds to a keyword on twitter. If more people talk about it, the stock price goes up. If less, the stock price goes down.

You could check the number of posts every hour or something. Then you could take the number of tweets containing the keyword and get the percentage of some maximum (say, 1,000,000). Then multiply it by the maximum stock price (say, 500). So, if 200,000 tweets were made about "Trump" in the last hour, the stock price for that hour would be ((200,000)/(1,000,000))*500 = 100 DC

Pros:

  • Incentives for stirring shit
  • Stock market gets the kids going
  • Slots are for washed out boomers, real gamblers are apes

Cons:

  • None
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