touch foxglove NOW 
It'll work like this. A stock corresponds to a keyword on twitter. If more people talk about it, the stock price goes up. If less, the stock price goes down.
You could check the number of posts every hour or something. Then you could take the number of tweets containing the keyword and get the percentage of some maximum (say, 1,000,000). Then multiply it by the maximum stock price (say, 500). So, if 200,000 tweets were made about "Trump" in the last hour, the stock price for that hour would be ((200,000)/(1,000,000))*500 = 100 DC
Pros:
- Incentives for stirring shit
- Stock market gets the kids going
- Slots are for washed out boomers, real gamblers are apes
Cons:
- None
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Really cool idea but at this point I feel
@Aevann is slave labor and he probably needs a break.
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He's an Egyptian, he owns slaves that code for the website, stay woke
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He might want to consider letting them go remember what happened last time the Egyptians had slaves?
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Oy vey
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bruh the egyptians owned the slaves
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Exactly, I meant oy gevalt
my yiddish is rusty apparently
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Soon brother
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Wait a sec he better not be who I think he is.
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What if he is? Also who do you think he is do you know everyone in Egypt?
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Not many Egyptian janitors with coding knowledge out there...
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