IMPORTANT UPDATE : https://rdrama.net/post/49786
Thank you straggots of rDrama for voluntarily identifying yourselves here (https://rdrama.net/post/38726/upmarsey-if-youre-straight) and here (https://rdrama.net/post/38862/upmarsey-if-youre-gay) . As the self-appointed Head of Straggot Re-Education for House Femboy, I appreciate you all reaching out for help and making my job of rehabilitating straggots easier.
OFFICIAL STRAGGOT WATCHLIST:
@boo
@Mommy_Issues
@Icerael
@daquolphus_forgot_login
@ChristmasKisses
@eva_wannacausedrama
@DegenerateAnimeEnthusiast
@jimmyg
@angrymemer
@Racist_FemboyV2
@Perro
@appleshill
@WHATEVERLEVELHEISNOW_skeleton
@AmerifatLumberFanatic
@cooter
@saveusunclesimo
Now I'm sure you all have A LOT of questions after seeing your name here, so I've made a quick FAQ:
Why is my name on the list?
There are two possible ways to end up on this list:
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You have voluntarily identified or implied that you are a straggot (yikes sweaty!)
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You have posted/commented/acted in a way that would cause the reasonable person to assume you are a straggot
What does this mean?
Being on the straggot watchlist means that you have been noted and are being monitored by the appropriate authorities who deal with straggotry and its consequences.
Once on the watchlist sanctions and personal attacks may be inflicted upon you by the Straggot Re-Education Team and its authorised deputies when they believe you have performed further straggotry. These sanctions include but are not limited to: ban awards, agendaposter awards, grass awards, flairlock awards identifying you as a straggot and private messages containing gay porn gifs from an unbannable account.
Is it possible to get off the list?
Yes, of course! We believe that straggots are simply misinformed and using their brains improperly. Simply send myself or one of my deputies a valid signed document that states 'straggotry is not okay' and a c*m tribute to the man of your choice (trains do not count, transwomen are women), alternatively to the c*m tribute: you may send a link of a gay porn video or gif with a reasonably detailed description of what occurs within it.
You may also post a timestampped bussy pic to automatically be removed from the watchlist and permanently prevent your re-entry
I was misidentified as a straggot, what can I do?
These things happen! I myself have accidentally upmarseyd or downmarseyd a post, or accidentally implied I liked the opposite s*x.
All you need to do is notify myself or an authorised deputy of the mistake and we will review your post history to ensure there are no instances of straggotry.
TLDR: Your days are numbered straggots, watch your fricking backs
End note: I am currently recruiting unpaid deputies to report any instances of straggotry on rDrama.net, please send me a private message with your qualifications and personal statement about why you'd like to sniff out straggotposters. Current or future Straggot-Watchlist users are unable to take on this position, please send an application after you have undergone your rehabilitation steps or been removed from the watchlist.
Also if I have missed anyone on this list, please let me know so I can add them.
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IMPORTANT UPDATE : https://rdrama.net/post/49786
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Hi
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this such a cute gold marsey π₯Ί
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X (formerly chiobu)βs artwork is actually adorable
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wait how do you know itβs me? This a ghosted thread![:marseyglancing: :marseyglancing:](/e/marseyglancing.webp)
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I can see your light n soul glowing π
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Why am I not on this list? I'm straight
Proof:
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I was under the impression that you were non-binary which excludes you from the straggot watchlist.
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It's not a Fed watchlist, but it'll do for now.![:marseyexcited: :marseyexcited:](/e/marseyexcited.webp)
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what ping limit
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I got an error when trying to edit the original post saying I couldn't @ that many users.
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try again
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it works now, thanks![:marseyhomofascist: :marseyhomofascist:](/e/marseyhomofascist.webp)
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didnt i remove that, i could swear I did
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