Might not work, but I'm probably our best shot of getting someone on their roster.
Just to repeat what I said on another post:
I am actually "clean"-ish and definitely leftist enough for them to potentially fall for it.
If you don't agree, you're a dramaphobe and no longer my friend. Blocked, reported + you're white.
Special thanks to @Bartholomew_1
VERY IMPORTANT EDIT:
It has come to my (and a bunch of others') attention that reddit doesn't seem to be counting our upmarseys. Either it's because it ignores them on direct links, or via rdrama.net referral.
The solution is to go to u/19diamonds profile, then click on the "context" in the last comment and upvote there. This way the referrer will be reddit.com, which is not something they'll have a problem with.
FINAL EDIT: Got endorsements from 
@IAmMrPositive and u/blank-cheque (the top reddit powerjannie by far, famous for running Aimee out of reddit basically single-handedly).
Despite your utter lack of subtlety it might actually work, lol.
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hmmm yes a bunch of comments from random accounts or accounts with shitposting history. seems organic and legit
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That part doesn't matter. As long as it's not u/bussyslayer1488yolo - there isn't much danger above what's basically implied already. If they seriously start digging through my history, this whole plan is toast anyway. My hope is that they just click on the "h" button, see that I'm a decade-old, active in leftist places, and leave it at that. Basically I'm hoping for laziness.
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