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IN IN IN. New uncle ted movie trailer just dropped!!!

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Those bombs are exadurated as frick right? I thought he only managed to blow peoples fingers off?

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Camera work looks cheap. For instance the shot where he detonates the charge in the cave, why would they cut at the moment of the explosion like that? I don't know shit and I'd do a better job on that shot: Have him face away from the cave, keep the camera on him, leave space for the explosion. The explosion erupts out of the cave behind him, filling the rest of the image. Him, the explosion, and his reaction are juxtaposed and all captured without interruption.

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Somebody just tell me is it based or crinj?

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it's hard not to sympathise

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I bet they wont do him justice

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It's gonna portray him as insane and irrational etc etc etc.

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1 ticket for Ted K, please

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Unabomber Bro.

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I look good.

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![](/images/164029273816.webp) I hope the movie isn't as bad as my shitty drawing.

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movies that will radicalize me:

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I can tell this is going to be kino already

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Snapshots:

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Uncle Ted movie

shot on digital and modern lenses

:marseydisagree: It's like they're not even trying

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They better not make Uncle Ted the villain. Or else.

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whats up with uncle ted nowadays? wasn't he ill or something? did someone send him a message to see how he's doing?

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funny how nazis love this guy "muh industrial revolution" cf "muh coding" but u wouldnt have computers or cryptocurrency without technology/industrialism to make computer parts u braindead scum. "i need a gaziilion cpus" to "mine" some virtual bullshit that only exists inside on a harddrive as abstract values made up by some r-slur that doesn't exist in nature (has a bird ever solved an algebraic equation or made an nft?). make cpus in ur backyard with wood then "genius". the industrial revolution was great u coward

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Listen, you're new around here so I'll forgive not knowing our ways, but I'm gonna tell you something and I'm only gonna say it once, so you better take it to heart, ya hear?

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

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you seem upset

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broke: blaming the industrial revolution

woke: stopping the agricultural revolution

bespoke: poisoning the primordial soup

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but u wouldnt have computers or cryptocurrency without technology/industrialism to make computer parts u braindead scum.

We wouldn't need them.

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Not familiar w director, odd accent from sharpie. Not sure. Could be good, but if not, nailbombs for hollywood

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When The Hollywood Reporter is the only rag you can use for good quotes, you just know it's Oscar worthy

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hopefully they at least try to get the facts right, i understand having bombastic scenes for your trailer but by no means was kaczynski a crazy person

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if they get it right they should do the templeos guy next though

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This actually looks really good. I wonder if we see a cultural resurgence of Ted-philosophy when this comes out?

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MY DAY HAS COME

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There was that one "documentary" recently that whitewashed the Rajneeshis and portrayed them as misguided "idealistic" children who had their hearts in the right places. But Uncle Ted isn't gonna get that same treatment. There's a lot of reasons for this that would take as many as 2 paragraphs for me to explain, but I'll keep it short and just point out that the people who ran the media in that era were from New York and just as out of touch with America as NYC is now. And there was already a lot of arrested development "have s*x!" stuff where people aren't growing up past being Beavis and Butthead going on back then. So a drug & orgy cult attempting genocide is cool because omg they got laid!!! But a guy out in a cabin in the woods, he must be weird and strange and creepy.

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"true crime thriller"

I think it is

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Ah this is why they called it "true crime" and not "crime"

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I love that guy's work

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If this shit isn't kino as frick I might have to mail out some presents.

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This is the most antithetical possible thing lmao

I hope it’s good.


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Antithetical to what?

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antithetical

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antithetical

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please shut up. don’t ruin this for me

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We going together to watch this? :marseylove:

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yes will you hold my hand? :marseylove:

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Ofc queen :marseyagree: :marseyblowkiss:

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:#marseysick:

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Jealousy is a sin. :marseypope:

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That's not how you use the word antithetical.

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It's not, but it's a pretty thetical use of antithetical if you ask me, and I support it.

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Yes it is


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No it's not. Why don't you trust me?

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Trusting MIMW

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Uncle Ted should be granted compassionate release so he can attend the screening.

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Looks pretty good. I normally don't frick with movies that much, but I might have to see this one.

Looking forward to all the journo hitpieces about how this is going to make young men start mailing bombs.


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You reckon they're gonna have Uncle Ted narrate the "Feelings of inferiority" chapter? :marseyhope:

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Probably not, they're still hollywood people after all


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Hey :marseyjourno:s...

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how this is going to make young men start mailing bombs.

If only.

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That'd be so good for Ameri- dramacoin!

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"I will never post Marseys," said cringeonthefridge. But all along, he was a Marsey poster.

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Another rightoid successfully psy-op'd :marseyglow:

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