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I might unironically anhero now. It's over for me.

Do you guys remember my toenail gigapile? The one I said was hidden and no one else living with me knew about it?

It's gone.

I've been away from home for a few days. Someone's found it and threw it away without saying a word while I was away. It could have been anyone.

No one's approached me or said anything about it yet. Everyone's been acting like nothing weird happened while I was out. I only found out what happened when I went to the bathroom to add a new piece to the pile.

I should have know this would happen. I'm beyond mortified. I don't think I can look anyone else in this house in the eye ever again.

Remember me, bros.

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