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I might unironically anhero now. It's over for me.

Do you guys remember my toenail gigapile? The one I said was hidden and no one else living with me knew about it?

It's gone.

I've been away from home for a few days. Someone's found it and threw it away without saying a word while I was away. It could have been anyone.

No one's approached me or said anything about it yet. Everyone's been acting like nothing weird happened while I was out. I only found out what happened when I went to the bathroom to add a new piece to the pile.

I should have know this would happen. I'm beyond mortified. I don't think I can look anyone else in this house in the eye ever again.

Remember me, bros.

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tfw they find the giga toenail pile

:#marseyrope:

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he doesn't secure his toe nail pile in a mini vault

ngmi

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hopefully the marsey cumjar is better hidden

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  • MarseyIsMyWaifu : this fricking cute twink always just posts this same reaction image GROW UP
  • JonathanStench : Hes south american of course he slobbers to the thought of anime

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Boomerposting?

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On MY drama.net? It's more likely than you think!

Excuse me for not having some anime stash to use.

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What is this from?

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Gintama.

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>Mom found the cuticle stash

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That’s how I felt when my mom ripped out my single, six inch long nipple hair.

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I too have weirdly long nipple hair :seethejak:

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It's over for us long nipple hair cels.

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It never even begin for us :marseycry:

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I turn mine into fine braids

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Tf is your MOM doing with your nipples!?

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I don’t think I’ve had a six inch nipple hair, but definitely a super long one that I treasured. One day it was gone, no idea who plucked it.

!blackjack100

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Living with family, friends, or randoms?

Also, was it still spelling out RDRAMA when it disappeared?

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Family

And no, it wasn't

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Ah ok. I mean still bad but family regularly sees you at your worst and by now, don't tell me you don't have blackmail material on all of them?

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Well I did catch my mom's yaoi hentai stash at one point (good stuff, even saved some pics for myself), but I'd rather not bring her into this.

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Degenerates spawning degenerates

:marseyimpossibru:

!blackjack100

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my mom's yaoi hentai stash

:#marseyflamethrower:

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:#marseydespair:

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I must have felt a disturbance in the toenail force, because this morning I looked up who was responsible for that sidebar pic and followed Wiz's comment to find you

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Hey what happened to wiz anyways?

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Dementia got to him. :marseydepressed:

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Shame. I wanted him to have seen this.

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Wiz Is gone but i sent this too him lmao

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Wut, he dead? Or just another drama ruse?

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he was cyber-bullied off the site, he occasionally comes back, but I think he possibly moved to an alt.

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A yandere sigma male chased him off the site

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Yo there's a sopranos episode where a mega hottie italian she-mobster talks about how you must never let other people get your nail clips, and because of this she has them buried. If asked just say that you saw that episode, thought that was interesting and were saving them to bury them later. Don't show your hand by telling them unprompted, if asked drop it like its no big deal.

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I just saw that episode last week!

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Dude, there's a label on some medicine there with doxx info.

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Your parents had to wipe your butt for 1+ years and has probably found way more disgusting stuff of yours if you're the kind of person who collects toenail clippings. That's still incredibly gross though; pull you're self together

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Walk in when everyone is around and go "I was hoping someone would own up to it but I found and threw away a box of what looked like toenails. That was fricking disgusting and whoever did it had better not do it again."

Do not deviate from this story, and if anyone says its yours, accuse them of gaslighting.

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He lives with his family, and the person who found it would know he's lying which was probably a parent.

So already you're only going to convice like... One person with that at most

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Blame it on the dad. The mom will always be unsure.

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Shoulda put it in a jar bro.

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At least they didn't find the dragon dildo....those things are expensive and it's not like you can afford infinite dildos

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dragon dildo

tell me ur a millennial without telling me ur a millennial

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I'm a millennial

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lmao just lmao

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what's wrong fbi-sama? Don't tell me you tired of reading my shitposts

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!blackjack123

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!blackjack20

Edit: what did I do wrong?

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Try not being poor

Does this mean I can't gamble?

!blackjack225

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Bro just start over like a true chad

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Sorry for your loss.

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hey you made me lol before you went :marseypickle:

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Mom found the toenail collection

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Give me your dramacoin first bro

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na don’t do it, think of all those drama coins you have to live for dude

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The duality of man

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please don’t assume my gender(took me six hours to think of this response. thanks and bless god(

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Wtf you need to aggressively confront everyone and call the cops. Those were your valuable toenails!

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What the actual frick is wrong with you.

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Supplement your diet with Biotin (B7) and your next batch of toenails will grow faster and healthier. This is a good opportunity to up your game.

Also, I'm sure some charitable dramanauts would be willing to send you their toe clippings if you asked them nicely.

Keep on safe, king :marseykingcrown:

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Give me your drama coin.

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This is the high-quality relatable content I come to rdrama.net for.

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:#marseytrans:

Snapshots:

my toenail gigapile?:

It's gone.:

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Its concerning how many of you r-slurs live at home.

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Please keep us updated and drop a Stream if you are going to rope :marseypopcorn: :marseypopcorn: :marseypopcorntime: :marseypopcorntime:

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!slots10

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Minimum bet is 100 now.

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it takes me months t oget that

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Fricking disgusting........disgustingly based!

But srsly what the frick is wrong with you?

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It'll be okay. Just never talk about it or bring it up and gradually get your life together and then move out. That's how I overcame my parents finding my stash of cumsocks, furry porn and MLP action figures (at least I think they did because it all disappeared one day)

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Do you think they knew it was you? !blackjack200

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Livestream it or your a dramaphobe


this account is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

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Do they know it was yours

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Pretty hard not to since it was in my bathroom

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If you're confronted just say the government is false flagging you because of your political ambitions

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Goodbye, @TED_SIMP

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huh? this aint me baby

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Thats disgusting. Just pick and eat them like a normal person

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This isn't an airport, you don't need to announce your departures.

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Hehe, I made a hefty sum by selling those tonsils to a third party.

:#marseymerchant:

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I swear there was a cartoon I saw as a kid that had a toenail pile central to the plot. I think it was ah real monsters

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