Peepee Should Be measured in volume

Not really much drama, but there’s some good snappy material in there.

If you fill a measuring jug full, put your peepee in it so it overflows and measure how much water displaced you could find the volume of your peepee that way. That’s how archimedes would do it

Peepee size should be a volumetric measurement.

Let me explain, Western culture has popularized the outdated unit of inches as the common benchmark for comparing peepee size. However, it’s 2022 now, we are advancing towards being a multi planetary species; a single axis measurement for a 3D object all of us possess is medieval, and simply not fit for current use.

I suggest a new unit; millimeters - however if this becomes commonly adopted I wish to be credited, please state the unit of peepee size as Venus peepee points as I am certain I am the first individual to suggest this. The new methodology of measuring peepee should be as followed;

The peepee is inserted into a measuring cup until it cannot be inserted further.

The volume of liquid displaced should equal peepee volume.

Complete the conversion; 1ml of displaced peepee water = 1 Venus peepee point.

Please, help me abolish this out dated system - it wrongly paints a world of peepee size based on length; perhaps residents of higher than average African nations have gained an unfair advantage over our Asian brothers; we are using a RACIST system based on length not volume to discriminate peepeees worldwide.

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