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Bimonthly rDrama Census Thread

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Vote football becuase it's a fricking football END OF FRICKING STORY. I'm TIRED of you R-SLURS.

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Metastrags deserve to lose regardless

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Vs who cares :marseyyawn:

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That podcast used to be so good

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According to definition.com, a football is defined as

an inflated oval with a bladder contained in a casing usually made of leather.

so a stone carved to the likeness of a football does not qualify

I rest my case your honor

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You what

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that is supposed to be dictionary.com but im leaving it

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so a stone carved to the likeness of a football does not qualify

Solid point. A statue of Julius Caesar is not Julius Caesar. You win.

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But a stone basket is still a basket. If it assumes the same function it may be the same thing.

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No you're starting to go down the rabbit hole. Call it a football because it is a football, that's it. Periodt.

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A foorball is defined as being leather or leather like so its clearly stone.

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Are Nerfβ„’ footballs not footballs?


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I should also add that another definition of a football is "filled with air" a nerf football is bot leather, but it is filled with air.

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No they’re not what

They’re just that cushy rubber stuff all the way through

If they were filled with air you couldn’t even throw them accurately let alone spiral it


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I wonder what mysterious forces causes a foam ball to pop back into shape after you squeeze it.

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God I wish that were me....

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(((foam)))

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Only an amerilard could create a non-spherical ball

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Take the rugbypill cute twink.

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What did he mean by this

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There are other ones that are pure foam :grr:


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IT STILL HAS AIR IN IT

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So it as pockets of air in it?

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Any amount of air is a heckin' valid amount of air.

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just take the L, bro

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that would be the weak force.

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Theyre nerf or nothing

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It's all about the leather, sweaty. Leaaaaather. I like saying that word even.


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it's sweet on the tongue, leaaatheerrr

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It's a very woody word, not tinny sounding at all.


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It has good mouthfeel

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Stupid take. No one cares about leather.

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straggot reeducator

doesn't care about leather

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Only old gays care about leather. Leather is OUT.

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Why is the yoshi zoning out, he looks high as shit.

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He’s stoned :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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No, this is a football.

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Then why do you hit it with your heads so often?

Eurocels continue to cope.

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>football

>ball is only kicked a few times in an entire match

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Actually the term β€œfootball” can describe any game played on foot as opposed to games like polo and jousting that were on horseback.

So it’s not really about the ball it’s about the players.


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Is golf football?

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No as another criteria is that the ball cannot be hit with an implement, only the players' bodies may be used.

I'll see if I can't find that definition so I can grind it in your smug face. Hang on a sec.

This guy from Quora sums it up nicely:

At a time when most sports were played on horseback, the term "football" was originally used to describe games that were played on foot (not a game in which you kick a ball with your foot). This includes soccer, rugby and American football. "Football" as the rest of the world knows it (or "soccer" in the U.S.) was originally known as Association Football, which became "soccer" for short before being widely known as just "football." American football is more an evolution of rugby football or Aussie rules football, which emerged around the same time as Association football. The term "soccer" stuck in the U.S. while in Europe and other parts just "football" became more popular than "soccer." So when people say it's weird that the U.S. calls it "soccer," they only do so because the term was invented in Europe, and was the original term for the sport before it became just "football". In short, American football is known as such because of it's similarity to rugby football.

Basically when they started making rules amongst schools in the UK so they could compete against each other there became a schism between Soccer football and Rugby football. Association Soccer set out some rules, but then the Rugby school in the UK started to pick up the ball and carry it and people thought that was more exciting because you could takle.

When all the real men left the UK for the colonies (UK, Aus and even we have Football in Canada) they took the Rugby rules with them and left the Association rules for the children and girls to still play in the UK and Europe. That's what happened.

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No as another criteria is that the ball cannot be hit with an implement

But polo!

Follow up question: is snooker football?

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Polo is played on horseback you knob. And snooker isn't a sport it's a game.

Know how you know it's a game? Because you can smoke while playing it. Read my edit.


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Yikes. Read the room. Not a good look. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

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You posted a soccer ball though? :marseyhmmm:

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Clearly a football cope stonecels

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It's a football. An ordinary football isn't called a 'leather', so why should this one be called a stone?

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Footballs are round so it's clearly a stone :marseybong:

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#RestoreKoreshCheckmar

Violators of my no bullying policy will be dealt with accordingly

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Try being notable lol

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Woman's opinion?

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Lmao :marseycope:

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:#marseysneed:

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Or give the jannies money

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This is the correct answer


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Unvaxx semen is the next bitcoin so just give it a few months

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I gave mine up voluntarily because checkmarks are gay and for groomers.

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I asked them to remove the checkmark from my old account and instead got one on my new one. It really is a slave brand by the jannies honestly.

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haha verified :marseylaugh:

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My profile feels naked without it now

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Literally who?

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Clearly not a football.

This is a football ⚽.

That is a stone πŸ—Ώ

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A football is at least kickable. A stone breaks your foot, so no football(American) :marseydisagree:

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It's not a stone, it's been worked into an artificial shape, so I'd rather say it's a football.

t. knower of words

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It's clearly a football.

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Please let me win so I can vote

Also if it looks like a football, it's a football. Who cares what come old men say about what a football should be?

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Are you fricking deaf? Hard of hearing? It's a STONE. AND HE DIDN'T MAKE IT.

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futbael aint hevy

ston hevy

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What’s on top of the Vince Lombardi Trophy?

WOW TREASURE :soyjackwow: :soyjackwow: :soyjackwow:


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meltd ston shpped into futbael

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Something we need to settle first : does Bimonthly mean once every two months or twice a month? I don't know how we could even debate anything else without settling that first.

I don't think I have enough opinions to take 2 censuses a month I'm very center leaning.

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Every other month

Place your bet frickface it’s important


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No it's every two weeks.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bimonthly#:~:text=1%20%3A%20occurring%20every%20two%20months,(t)th-lΔ“%20%5C

You've called me a peepee and a frickface today I'm not having it!

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Plus I already voted ages ago you chud you'd know this by looking at the votes. Now I've voted you can pick it to be the "wrong" answer and hit me with some giant peepee award where it fills my screen with peepees for two weeks or makes ever second word I type turn into "I love black peepees" like every other one of these census things you send out every two weeks.


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I'm pretty sure either meaning is correct

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If Luigi say it’s a football. It’s a football.

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Who cares Carp?!

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Also where is the option for handegg?

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Frick you, Fed.

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It's not round and he threw it instead of kicking it so it must be a stone.

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Footballs believers vs stonetards it's an easy choice really

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I dont have enough coin for this. Darn casino.

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I just upvoted all your stuff so you’re very close now :(


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That's wonderful, thank you!

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If I win I'll pay your vote fee.

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@aminobastard I was starting to sweat a bit there but I won you the 200 coins you need plus a profit of 50 for my efforts.

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you are so heckin cute.

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I voted, and paid you back 200 DC. This is such a friendly community.

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If it's a stone, why does it have stitching? Checkmate gnostic buttholes

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:#marseyfuckoffcarp:

Snapshots:

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All in!

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Why would I pay 200 hard earned drmcoin to vote in this?

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You can turn a tidy profit. It’s the betting mechanic


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It’s clearly a football made of stone.

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How come the winnings are 369 coins? Does it split all bets between the winners? I thought youd just get your entry x2.

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Nah it's all bets, divided evenly among the winners. So 50-50 wagers like that are easier to win, but also have a lower payout when the votes are split pretty evenly.


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I like it this way, really gives you the feeling that you took the dramacoins of other people and not just some newly generated coins :marseywholesome:

Btw is there a counter on how many dramacoins have been 'minted'?

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https://rdrama.net/stats

You could sort of infer it from there by adding the two total vote categories together. But this leaves out the three stimuli payments (2 to some users as recompense for downtime, and the holiday award refunds) soooooo...not really lol.


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Gives a good enough impression :marseythumbsup:

But darn, surely doesnt feel like there are 8000 users here lol. Darn lurkers :marseydisagree:

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:marseysweating: should we be worried?

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Team Believer wins again! The football was indeed a stone!

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Carp reveals it was a stone all along. Luigi is an tard.

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It was not


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Carp whispered into my ear that it was a stone.

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It's neither; it's c*m.

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It's a stone football, this much should be completely uncontroversial to say.

In the particle 'stone football' stone is being used as an adjective to modify the noun, which is football.

It is a football that is made of stone, not a stone that is 'footballing' - cause football cannot become an adjective.

QED its a football and stone-pickers cannot comprehend basic logic

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Happy superbowl weekend to you too

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Gayluigi pingas

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Football

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