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RemindMeBot! ⏰ Donger GmbH successfully showing you how to be a punctual Omega Kraut πŸ†πŸ₯—

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Greetings! I created @RemindMeBot for you forgettable people here. But at least we can save your favorite cat from malnutrition.

Quick instruction

Triggers:

!remindme, remindme!, @RemindMeBot

Formats:

!remindme 5 hours

remindme! 2 weeks "watch this go nowhere in two weeks"

@RemindMeBot 06.06.2026 "Time for fourth Reich"

!remindme :marseysal: (watch you getting reminded in two weeks)

!remindme 10th July

Please use normal formatting and be aware that we(civilization) use days/months/years etc. and not months/days/years like Americans. It has no logic to it

It looks every ~3 min into new comments. Posts are excluded. Already saved comments won't look into edits and will be ignored. Watch your time

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German engineering triumphs again! :marseykaiser:

On second thought, this bot needs to randomly fail and be taken to the authorized dealer bot that'll take a three digit amount of dramacoin to make it work again for a bit

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Germany's most successful software is Kafkaesque nightmare manifest as spreadsheets

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:marseyimpossibru:

Coding for that shit sucks every living cell out of you

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I know, isn't it just beautiful? :marseylove:

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It's ugly and basic but it also works perfect and efficient.

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Much like german people

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Ahhh I've seen some smoking German women dudes.

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Ideas for expansion packs:

Audi Simulator

When the bot goes down for routine maintenance you get a random chance to require 16 continuous hours of coding in order to get it to work again. This represents this masterpiece

Mercedes Simulator

1 in 200 chance that the bot requires a 50,000 dramacoin replacement engine code because Hans does not know how head bolts work

BMW Simulator

Every third post the bot stops working but it begins working again when the ambient air temperature in Berlin reaches at least 20C

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IT DOESN'T RANDOMLY FAIL YOU FRICKING R-SLURS JUST REFUSE TO DO THE BASIC MAINTENANCE DETAILED ON PAGES THIRTY-TWO THROUGH FIFTY-SIX OF THE MANUAL. NO NOT THAT ONE THE SECOND FATTER ONE.

i mean lol krauts

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Who is this @RemindMeBot ??

He has over 2k entries in my Masstagger database, with over a thousand of those in r/conspiracy

Blocked and reported to the FBI for terrorism

:#gigachadglow:

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!remindme 1 year "dude bussy lmao"

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I will be messaging you on 13.02.2023, 21:22 UTC to remind you of this comment

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dude bussy lmao

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DARN HE DID IT, TRANS LIVES MATTER

:#trumpjaktalking:

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!remindme 8 hour "wake up for important meeting at work"

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You botched that one

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Thanks I'll really be in trouble if I miss my important meeting.

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I don't look into edits, yet. You have to oversleep your important meeting :marseysleep:

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I can't believe that I missed my important meeting

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@grizzly

:#gigachadglow:

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missed this

@elfbinn discuss

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Wallposts? That's farty territory not mine

:marseytom:

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I don't like that naked Zuckerberg so I ignored those comments

nvm i can't read

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!RemindMe 5 minutes tell donger good job

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I will be messaging you on 13.02.2022, 21:56 UTC to remind you of this comment

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It worked!!!! :soyjackwow:

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You never have to !remindme that donger is awesome cause we all know.

!remindme 4 hours "to take nightime medicine"

!remindme 14 hours "to ask Dr to refill viagra"

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I think pre edited wasn't valid. No awesomness for me :marseyrain:

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No no I did frick it up. It autocorrected to !remember

It was me not you mien sweet stollen.

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:marseykneel:

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Can you pretty please post the source or someone post a bot skeleton? I have programming socks but not webdev socks so I'm not sure where to start

:marseysipping:

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@Lv91_Skeleton he wants to bot farm you! Be aware!

What are your plans?

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Idk probably some game like IRC bomb wire cutting with a communal pot/send coins for buy in to distribute to winners. Or something to parse dramacoin transfers and uncover and audit cabals :marseyglow: aevann said he'd give me API access but I'm not sure where to start, never learned REST/etc. And the longer I wait the more he's implemented functionality, e.g. simps and haters lists.

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Sry for responding late. You should definitely go to groomer cord. The discord invite is in menu tab when you click your profile. There are rdrama coder channels where you can start and ask

Here is an example of the nword counter I once made quickly in Python3:

## n word counter
import requests
import re
import math
import time
HEADER = {"Authorization":"your_api_key", "User-Agent": "your_app"}
n_count = 0
words = ['nigger','nigga']
user = 'snappy'
for word in words:
    count = 1
    maximum = 1
    while count<=maximum:
        url="https://rdrama.net/search/comments/?sort=new&q=author%3A"+user+"%20"+word+"&t=all&page="+str(count)
        r=requests.get(url, headers=HEADER)
        if r.status_code != 200:
            print(r.status_code)
        if count == 1:
            maximum = math.ceil(r.json().get('total')/25) # Total Pages, there are 25 comments each
        count += 1
        comments = r.json().get('data')
        for comment in comments:
            text = comment.get('body_html')
            n_count += len(re.findall(word, text))
        time.sleep(1)

Tested it, seems like search requests with no no words are now filtered away

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uh oh...

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Nicely done fellow anti-j*nnie crusader. :marseycrusader:

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!remindme 1 week "AJAB, All J*nnies Are Bastards!

:marseyropeyourself2:

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I will be messaging you on 20.02.2022, 22:21 UTC to remind you of this comment

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!remindme 15 minutes "this remindme bot actually works"

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I will be messaging you on 13.02.2022, 21:42 UTC to remind you of this comment

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this remindme bot actually works

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It works!

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!remindme -1 minute "."

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!remindme 114 hours gamung

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Reply is broken, too many of you trying at once. But its clocked

:marseythumbsup:

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set it to sleep for like 30s between replies, thats how I got around it

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Yeah. I thought it will be barely used. I'm doing it the EA way of handling its release

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yeah mostly no one uses it until someone does and then a few other ppl see it and do it

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!remindme 12 hours "bardfinn bot, reset the clock!"

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I will be messaging you on 14.02.2022, 11:05 UTC to remind you of this comment

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bardfinn bot, reset the clock!

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🚨Bard bot alert!🚨

Reset the counter. Current counter was: 0 days, 0 hours, 24 minutes

Record is 0 days, 17 hours

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Kill your self

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This means it worked

:marseyprisma:

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:#derpthumbsup:

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!remindme 1 hour "Dropkick into @femboy_privilege balls"

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I will be messaging you on 13.02.2022, 22:17 UTC to remind you of this comment

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Dropkick into @femboy_privilege balls

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:3

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@Aevann wtf? can't edit this post anymore? why!?

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https://github.com/Aevann1/rDrama/commits/frost/files/routes/comments.py

its bc ppl kept editing all their old posts and comments to random garbage and made old threads unreadable :(

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Understandable but I also want to edit this post for keeping the formats up to date for my bot

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:#chadfixedkingcapy:

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:marseycapypharaoh::marseykneel:

I will call my firstborn after you

btw. i just edited to include :marseysal: as a two weeks substitute :marseyxd:

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:#marseycapyheart:

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an idea to counter mass editing old stuff would be make a rate limit, like once a hour for stuff older than a week or so. So you can edit out unpleasent/doxxing stuff while not going on a sperg unless you're extremely dedicated

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!remindme 6 days "Happy Birthday Robert Crashing This Plane With No Survivors Gabriel Mugabe"

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I will be messaging you on 20.02.2022, 12:47 UTC to remind you of this comment

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Happy Birthday Robert Crashing This Plane With No Survivors Gabriel Mugabe>Happy Birthday Robert Crashing This Plane With No Survivors Gabriel Mugabe

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You got a double reply message. But in the Database its a single time. Will look into it, thanks for debugging my dear friendo

:marppy:

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frick it was ZAPU who shot the aircraft down, not ZANU

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Here is your daily dose of fluffiness courtesy of Boo! To unsubscribe please send 1488 dramacoin to @OwO.

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Dear communists, if your ideology is so great why can I strawman it?

So, I haven't bothered reading anything about communism outside of neo-conservatives saying it's bad. And my understanding is that: it is bad. I don't really feel like reading more on it and although I'm not 100% sure how it works, I have some pretty insightful questions I think destroys communism.

Why are you evil? My moral framework says you're bad even though my moral framework was designed to morally discount communism, I believe that this is completely objective and you're bad people.

Why do you have to write so much? I mean, come on. I can't be arsed reading that. Render it down until you can fit it on a post it note please.

Why can't you all agree on every aspect of communism? Marxists, Jucheist? What the heck is all this? Clearly it doesn't count as an ideology because you all disagree with each other.

Why can't you write an extensive apology for every death ever caused by communism? From my completely unbiased calculations, I came to the conclusion that communism kills 300 gorillion a year. You need to give me a full report on why this happened and how you'll avoid it please.

So, anyway, your ideology is destroyed! And no, I will not consider doing any research or looking at things from your perspective. I am simply here to gloat about my superiority.

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