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RemindMeBot! ⏰ Donger GmbH successfully showing you how to be a punctual Omega Kraut πŸ†πŸ₯—

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Greetings! I created @RemindMeBot for you forgettable people here. But at least we can save your favorite cat from malnutrition.

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Triggers:

!remindme, remindme!, @RemindMeBot

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!remindme 5 hours

remindme! 2 weeks "watch this go nowhere in two weeks"

@RemindMeBot 06.06.2026 "Time for fourth Reich"

!remindme :marseysal: (watch you getting reminded in two weeks)

!remindme 10th July

Please use normal formatting and be aware that we(civilization) use days/months/years etc. and not months/days/years like Americans. It has no logic to it

It looks every ~3 min into new comments. Posts are excluded. Already saved comments won't look into edits and will be ignored. Watch your time

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German engineering triumphs again! :marseykaiser:

On second thought, this bot needs to randomly fail and be taken to the authorized dealer bot that'll take a three digit amount of dramacoin to make it work again for a bit

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It's ugly and basic but it also works perfect and efficient.

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Much like german people

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Ahhh I've seen some smoking German women dudes.

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Ideas for expansion packs:

Audi Simulator

When the bot goes down for routine maintenance you get a random chance to require 16 continuous hours of coding in order to get it to work again. This represents this masterpiece

Mercedes Simulator

1 in 200 chance that the bot requires a 50,000 dramacoin replacement engine code because Hans does not know how head bolts work

BMW Simulator

Every third post the bot stops working but it begins working again when the ambient air temperature in Berlin reaches at least 20C

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IT DOESN'T RANDOMLY FAIL YOU FRICKING R-SLURS JUST REFUSE TO DO THE BASIC MAINTENANCE DETAILED ON PAGES THIRTY-TWO THROUGH FIFTY-SIX OF THE MANUAL. NO NOT THAT ONE THE SECOND FATTER ONE.

i mean lol krauts

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