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What the heck happened? I put down $23k total today on Matic / TITAN LP token for 1 billion % apr this morning and this was so trash! I went from $23k down to 67 centsโฆ how does your coin drop from $60 Down to 0? You better fix this soon!
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"How does your coin drop from $60 down to 0?"
Uhhhh probably because it doesn't have any more real value than monopoly money
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I really want to get in on the shitcoin scamming, but it requires way too much social media hustling.
A guy I know from grade school has built a modest audience of r-slurs that he's gathered a little "crypto finance" groomercord and shepherded from one pump and dump to the next. I'm super envious of him, but I just don't have the right sort of perverse charisma for that line of work. Community management is exhausting and I have a real job to attend to.
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I'm not too huge into all that stuff but I think there's a site or something that lets you look into what other people have traded. I Could be wrong though
Stalking Elon Musks shitty stock manipulation tweets are probably good if you're quick enough before the herd acts on it
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Sure, but I don't actually have any interest in crypto trading. I do think there's money to be made there but unless you can wrangle a bunch of apes into doing whatever you tell them, its just an extra garbage unregulated version of momentum trading penny stocks. I mostly just like the idea of being a shitcoin jezebel and separating dumb zoomer men from their money.
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You should figure out a way to combine Findom with crypto scamming. I bet there's a rich overlap between paypigs and cryptokiddies.
Make a Sexycoin or something.
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Findom is a perverse and soulless parasocial relationship between coomers. It would be perfect for shitcoin.
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I think there's already a thotcoin on the market, or maybe it's an nft. I dunno, there was a post about it on the subreddit a few months ago.
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They have that already https://cumrocket.io/
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I feel the same way. I just have no time and every creepto I know is insane and broke and all they have in life is bragging about creepto.
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There's mainly only money to be made in ethereum and possibly cardano (Let me shill both). Those are two that I know have actual value since ether has a money skeleton working 24/7 improving it, and cardano is basically ethereum with different features. I've been following crypto since like 2014 but have stopped obsessing over it so there could be other good ones I don't know about. My brother is really into chainlink so that might be a good one. The main thing to do now is to keep buying and keep holding.
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I was promised 1 billion % APR! Sirs, please do the needful and fix your coin.
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I don't know if this is a troll or not, but I want to believe!
My favorite bit is where he put in another 3 grand on something that already lost him $23,000.
Elsewhere he's shilling for something called KOK Play (lol).
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I believe. There's nothing more temping for r-slurs than get rich quick schemes.
On a related note a managed to make money on dogecoin lol. Bought in at .05 and sold right before Space Daddy went on SNL. Everyone said Musk would take it to the moon and that's when I knew to sell.
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frick you karen. if you cared so fricking much why didnt you speak up when it was happening? frick this finger wagging bull shit. and frick you for implying that only new witches would want to do something like this. theres always a downside to weather magic but im NOT gunna hesitate to help when people and animals are fricking DIEING.
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