Ask me to prove I have a fat peepee. I dare you.

:#marseybuff:

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:#marseymerchant:

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Do American women circumcise their dogs? :marseyhmm:

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Hey tpb its 2am and the rest of the household is asleep so I ain't going rummaging through everything and waking up but here's 2 things I already posted on here Idk if you saw the knives I carry on rotation and use ( I got a ton more in a safe but I aint gonna go dig em out for this larper. Ill show a few more someday though) That is probably 4k in knives that are pretty much just pocket jewelry.

Also and since you asked. I posted hog awhile ago

https://rdrama.com/comment/1141885?context=8#context

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What's the end game with the knives?

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In the upper management of a ton of manufacturing corporations having a nice knife is the equivalent of the business card scene in American psycho.

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Lol that is not the case out here.

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What you ain't ever used your $450 (custom modified to automatic by the designer himself) knife to point on a diagram?

That's the 1st one on the left btw.

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No, everyone in commiefornia would instantly spill their soy lattes if you pointed at anything with a knife.

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That's because Californians get jealous of anything longer than 2 inches so they made those knife laws.

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Yeah Benchmade is overpriced and I saw a ton of line workers break their bugouts just using em to open simple stuff like cardboard boxes and banding. Some of their stuff is ok but alot is worth about 1/3rd of what they cost. They lost the patent on the axis lock 2 years ago and that's really all that made em special. I gotta ton of victorinox from when I was a teenager and just getting into knives. That's all most people really need. They make a few button lock ones now too. I just have the money and collected knives. I started watch collecting but the best advice I got about that was not to because that can become an expensive rabbit hole so I quit after like 8. Not that expensive ones in those 8 either.

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Here you go bb :marseyblowkiss:

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The frick is this dinosaur shit

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It's called a dong tao dragon chicken. They're a popular show breed in Vietnam

Frick imagine having to fight one of them

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That's like 1/3rd the height of a vietnamese man though.

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With those legs they could jump into you with the power of a cannonball. You dont stand a chance, bucko.

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I'm guessing it tastes pretty darn good then

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You're ate up about that Berkshire.

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