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Weekly Furry Megathread #5: Furries For Ukraine edition, with an essential poll!

In a normal week, @furrybussyhunter's linked High Art (shared below) reminding us of the reality of suspiciously wealthy furries would have won the title slot, but this was not a normal week. FurAffinity wants to remind us all that they stand with Ukraine, and who am I to deny the country their support? Remember: when it comes to war, furries are the real heroes.

Please remember to share header image suggestions and vote for your favorite below.

Special announcement, motivated in no sense by profit-seeking: Our favorite resident artist-in-training @AltAccountUmbreon has continued his furry art updates over at /s/furry, with the latest being a scandalous foray into NSFW work with Ratso the Rat. He'll be raking in commission money for horrifying fetish art in no time, and we couldn't be happier for him :marseyexcited:


Weekly furry news roundup:

A lovely effortpost on a Wehraboo furry. Thread now ghosted so I can't properly credit the writer, but good work!

Nazifur with prepubescent 'sona kills woman in shootout with Antifa in a story that could have only happened in Portland.

@Marco brought us some lovely drama about a furry inflation YouTuber whinging at the site for daring to demonetize his weird fetish videos.

Big week all around for furry news! Great work, all, and remember your collective duty to fetch the finest furry drama for all of us to enjoy.

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@xthek @SomeGayFurry @Noctis @AltAccountUmbreon @FurryNationalism @ThreeLetterAgent @furrybussyhunter @Lycanroc @furry @TracingWoodgrains @DudeBussyLmao @carpathianflorist @Suicidal_Tendies @AshiahTheEgyptianCat @Perro @LUCARIOCUTE TWINK @Big_Bill_Hells_Cars @of_blood_and_salt @Publiq @DerekSavageCoolCuck @SparkBrave @Gandalf @CBT @Zeidre @Nipsu @Greu @Corvus

Everyone get in here

As always, if you want to be added to or removed from the ping, let me know, and remember to join us at /s/furry for week-round entertainment :marseyjam:


I'll be honest; I started this thread on a lark not planning to do much with it, but it's been fun every week so far. Still, I want to give people an escape hatch should it wear out the warm welcome extended so far, so: this week is the week I decide how much of an Institution it ought to become. Make your voice heard below, but remember: this is a humorocracy, not a democracy. Results remain subject to my whims unless the chadmins make me bend the knee.

How long should the weekly furry megathread continue?

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Ukrainians would be disappointed

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[OTHER] furries are gross lol

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rude!!

not inaccurate, but rude

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Furries are inherently dramatic but I hate them. I love to hate them however. They must be nurtured and protected so future generations can laugh at one of nation’s most hilarious mistakes.

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Works for me :marseyjam:

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Why did a dog step in ukraine cummies?

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Any good furry youtubers?

A lot of them that I’ve seen seem to try to appeal to younger audiences, which I find creepy considering the topics of their videos are often nsfw (as is the furry fandom itself), so is there any not like that?

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The only good furry youtubers I can think of are ones that are incidentally furry but don’t at all make furry content. https://youtube.com/c/Spookston

https://youtube.com/c/YourMovieSucksDOTorg

https://youtube.com/c/EmperorTigerstar

https://youtube.com/c/jschlattLIVE

Also jschlatt isn’t confirmed a furry, but I mean come on it’s kinda obvious

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didn’t yms say some sus shit about bestiality? haven’t really looked into it much since idc about him but it sounded kinda bad.

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I cannot imagine ever wanting to watch "furry youtube"

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The only "good" furry youtuber I can think of is the Down The Rabbit Hole guy. But most of his videos aren't furry related.

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Since nobody's ever going to see this due to the comment sorting being fricked I might as well post this DeviantArt level art update

A full-body commission from someone who wishes to remain anonymous - the specification was a chubby red panda girl with huge tits.

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Panda shapiro

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:#marseybooba:

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:#marseybooba: :#marseypanda:

black lives matter

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@of_blood_and_salt the weekly pin awards are much appreciated b/c admins are furphobes and won't pin the thread

but it usually rises pretty much to the top of the front page immediately anyway, so the pin awards might be better spent when it starts lagging a bit, just to keep the thread in people's faces longer

gotta strategize for the glory of the cause

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I see, just tell me if/when you want it pinned and I'll use some of me marseybux.

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will do :marseysalutenavy:

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Inspired by @AltAccountUmbreon's okapi post, let's talk rare fursonas.

I don't actually care much about rarity and think everyone should just embrace their inner basicfur with various canine species, but it's still interesting to see which species never caught on 'sona-wise.

In the realm of canines, bush dogs and short-eared dogs are almost unheard of among the furry community. Furry websites I checked have single-digit numbers of images for each species.

What are other potentially interesting examples of obscure 'sonas?

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Don't see many polar bears for some reason. Or bears in general. Both aren't obscure by any means but also aren't as popular as you'd expect.

Camelids are also rare.

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theyre popular among the gays afaik

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Bugsonas, which I find kind of gross honestly. I'm probably not alone which is why they're so rare.

I know a moth.

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Moths are the one insect that can actually work out alright with sonas. Something like these:

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Not exactly my style, but I can see the appeal.

other than that I think the most useful role of bug anthros is the same as the most useful role of bugs in general: interesting creepy chars:

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i like bees

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Yeah, fair - I've seen some decent bee chars out there as well.

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Markiplier agrees

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Is that first one trying to make me atracted to sexy segmented eyes?

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More importantly, is it working?

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:#marseythumbsup:

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I don't see alot of fish.

Sharks yes, an occasional whale. But no one is like a trout or salmon.

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Given this popular eastern mythology dragon designs are I’m kinda disappointed I haven’t seen that many koi fish sonas given how naturally cool a lot of their coloring and designs are.

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Sharks actually aren't as widespread as they used to be; sure, they have a decent niche still but I've heard that sharks used to be even more popular around the time that Halley Labs was putting out more music under Mayhem (and before they were iirc cancelled for vague s*x pestery and came out as :marseytrain: to cover it up)

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The issue with shark sonas is that they look good but pretty much all of them look close to them same IMO (or atleast all the decent looking ones)

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I'd say that's because most of the more appealing shark species all pretty much look the same. You don't really see any hammerhead, sawtooth, or goblin sonas. Instead I see great whites, bulls, threshers (I myself am guilty of this one), lemons, etc. The most different I see is nurse sharks which are still kinda samey

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Also pretty much any shark sona is gonna lean towards the same general color scheme given anything beyond grey and white with maybe variation in hair color looks off

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I agree. It's a shame really, cuz I think some other colors can still look good, like in my sona (lmao look who's looking for an excuse to post his sona again). Though I chose purple because threshers can look purple in certain lighting

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I like ur colors :P, and Hey even if they do look the same I do appreciate them, l one of the vrchat avatars I use often I did the texturing based on shark sonas. (Sorry but the only good fully body pictures of it are me pole dancing lmao)

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I think might have seen you in VRchat before. Unless that's a generic model that anyone can use.

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Here is your daily dose of fluffiness courtesy of SparkBrave! To unsubscribe please send 1 dramacoin to @OwO.

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I want to learn to draw just for the furry art stuff. those guys make crazy money

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start drawing and share progress pictures with us. we could use more aspiring art students around here

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those guys make crazy money

Some do, most are just really bad with money and would rather spent money on furry porn rather than necessities.

A few artists make bank, but most are struggling to get their name out there.

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I going to post here some more since I'm bored

Okapi are such a cute and underated animal, thats the reason they are my fursona.

They are like if you mixed a zebra and a giraffe, they even got cute little horns

Here are some pics

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I want to pet the okapi.

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:marseyfrozenpat:

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I love Okapi they just look like a taxidermeist haphazardly glued together a bunch of animal parts but it works.

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Lmao yeah

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I only know this animal exists because of MGS5

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I didn't know they existed either until I say one at a local zoo

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P.S. @Marco you once said you looked them up and though they looked weird, I love you but please take that back

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got any good examples of anthro okapi art? they're interesting animals but I need to be persuaded

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There is a few but none I can find without explicitly googling it lol

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That’s a ten year old?

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You forgot GILFS

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Darn. She fine.

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Back off :marseymad:

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Ok. Gym leaders are young and supple.

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Calm down, Libertarian

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sorry furrybros... but @Perro has made his choice

black lives matter

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Second topic. What's everyone's furry related gripe/pet peeve?

Mine is probably browsing an artists twitter and having their art sandwiched between political posts and whining.

If I cared about BLM or any LGBTQ they are posting about I'd find it offensive to see it next to art of buff animal men fricking in the gym

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Every time I get into furry groups again, there's one particularly depressed guy that acts like I'm their fricking therapist or something and won't leave my DMs. Go get a fricking SSRI prescription and a real therapist or something, I'm just there to shitpost

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Dude you must come off as a human version of anti-depressants. You were consoling that cuck at an orgy and now your saying the depressos flock to you.

I dunno, maybe you can play the long game and use that to turn them into a hole that you can pump and dump in. They're probably hella easy to manipulate.

But, you probably give off nice guy vibes and are pleasant to hang around with. The emotionally fragile love trauma bombing those types for some reason.

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I dunno, maybe you can play the long game and use that to turn them into a hole that you can pump and dump in. They're probably hella easy to manipulate.

I don't think I have it in me to do that to someone. Plus I don't need that energy in my life, especially when yiff doesn't expect me to listen to childhood trauma sob stories.

The emotionally fragile love trauma bombing those types for some reason.

The worst part is that they flat out resist any real advice you try to give them. They almost fricking want to be depressed because they're addicted to the pity attention.

you probably give off nice guy vibes

Why thank you m'lady

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If they're going to give you the boyfriend treatment and need a shoulder to cry on you should get the boyfriend treatment back and at least get a beej for your time.

Also, I didn't mean that kind of nice guy. Just from the way you describe the situation I have a feeling that you seem like a generally caring and supportive individual. I bet your the type to have random people walk up to you in the store and ask if you work there.

As for the whole advice thing. Yeah they won't take it. It's probably worth saving yourself some time and asking if they're looking for solutions or just looking to vent. That way you can save the mental effort and just give them the occasional "sorry to hear that" and "aww that's too bad"

Otherwise I can see you burning yourself out taking on other people's problems.

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I bet your the type to have random people walk up to you in the store and ask if you work there.

Actually I make an effort to not be noticed in public so nobody talks to me. As soon as they do I put on a friendly face, though.

And I appreciate the advice and personality compliments, but I don't hang out in those circles anymore. Besides the random tiring depresso, like half of the people in these groups are just annoying so I only stick to IRL friend groups now. And these weekly threads, kinda. @Jackal thank you for giving me a spot to shoot the shit about my experiences with degenerates and weirdos. House Furry is best house

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:marseyjam: :marseyhearts: :marseyjam:

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bizarre fetishes injected into otherwise innocuous stories.

I have a pretty low tolerance for most fetish content in general (screw 'YKINMKBYKIOK', my kinks are based and most other kinks suck), but at least with pictures it's pretty obvious. I enjoy furry stories, but far too often the writing quality will take a clear, sudden dive as the author shoehorns some obvious fetish content in. I'm not even talking the really abhorrent rubbish here, just the standard realm of weird/gross that will pop into the middle of a story sometimes.

agree on political stuff too, but at least that has potential to generate fun drama

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You don't like it when your DM has the party wander into the urine forest?

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but far too often the writing quality will take a clear, sudden dive as the author shoehorns some obvious fetish content in

Cut him some slack, he's typing one-handed.

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The sad thing is they do it because they know that their drawings is the only way people listen to them

I wish theh whould stop with the whole "your not a furry if you dont subscribe to left wing politics exclusively, they act like it a niche fanclub they can kick people out of instead of just people with a common interest or shared mental ilness/fetish

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I wish they whould stop with the whole "your not a furry if you dont subscribe to left wing politics exclusively"

It provides a great escape clause when those furries try to groom/"confurt" you though. Just say you're a mild rightoid or radical centrist and they'll instantly revoke the furry badge they're trying to pin on you. :marseyagree:

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