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Susbribe Moe/Shit Professional moeshitter :marseykino:  2yr ago (text post) 130 thread views #49436

Why do fat people walk like that? :marseychonker2:

Whenever I see a really fat person walking around they're always wobbling side to side like a penguin. Any professionals who can give me answers?

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Because they’re fat

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Serious answer:

Fat people have a lot of fat on their legs which means they have to wobble like that to try and avoid their thighs rubbing together and causing catastrophic chafing. :marseychonker2:

It is also called "chub rub" :marseydicklet:

Look it up on reddit. You're sure to find lots of fun.

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This is why all of the anti thigh gap outrage is filthy progaganda. Nobody's thighs should touch.

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Their thighs cannot move forward-back as a normal person, since they are squashed into each other so the friction is much too high and it would be painful even if they greased up and wore spandex to try and ease the trouble - so the only way to walk is similar to how you move a refrigerator to the basement.

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Pay someone to do it for you?

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