Hello my precious cute twinks, foids and straggots. I thought now would be a great time to give you all an update on the status of the Straggot Watchlist (reference) . Now that I'm back from a small vacation in Nice , I'm sure you'll all be happy to hear that anti-straggot action will be increased by ~76%.

Anyways, here's the quick rundown :

STATS(NOT MADE UP)

In the past month and a bit 48 new straggots have been identified. Of these new straggots only 2 have reoffended! Sounds like good right? Well it's barely scratching the surface! According to the (((research))) only 2% of the population are not infected with straggot brain worms, this means that there are many more straggots among us . The good news is that they're likely to afraid to straggot-post and are in the closet hiding their true identity. In order to hunt down these closeted straggots, I've come up with some new and exciting programs I'm sure you're chomping at the bits to hear!

FOID SNITCH PROGRAM

Foids and gays have one of the oldest and strongest alliances, I'd like to make a mutually beneficial offer. One of the ways that straggots hide is in the DMs of known rDrama foids. Our brand new 'Foid Snitch Program' will allow foids to report straggots in their DMs and have them publically shamed and punished.

The process is simple:

1. Be a foid

2. Get a DM from a straggot

3. Send a screenshot of this DM to an Anti-Straggot Officer

4. Watch as they are added to the Straggot Watchlist, recieve annoying awards and are laughed at by the general public.

We predict that with enough partcipating foids we can bring the rampant foid harassment on this site to new lows and re-educate straggots at a level previously unseen.

SPONSORSHIP

The Department of Straggot Re-Education has recently recieved a large donation from an anonymous source that will allow us to give harsher penalities to our more mentally ill straggots who refuse to learn. This is a warning, straggot post at your own risk. We have the means and the desire to send you to a re-education camp.

Also if you are a fan of our work, we are always looking for new donations (no donation is too small!).

BOUNTIES

As some of you may have noticed, posting straggot content will often get you flagged by a concerned user who alerts me of your degeneracy. These straggot-hunters are extremely valuable to the Department and Straggot Re-Education and we love to show our appreciation through dramacoin awards. This will continue in the future.

On top of this we'd also like to announce a new award for our most keen straggot-hunters... the Beneficiary Award. That's right, for a limited time our most esteemed straggot-hunters will get to live the high life of a paypig, complete with a fancy username overlay and some marseybux to spend at the shop. What an exciting oppurtunity, get hunting!

BUSSY PICS

Why have we not recieved any? Many promises, many promises broken. This is a friendly reminder that a timestamped bussy pic, posted publically or in my DMs, will remove you permanently from the Straggot Watchlist and prevent your re-entry.

PAYING FOR YOUR TRANSITION

The Department of Straggot Re-Education does not punish members of House Femboy (the best house). Because we are in a giving mood (we LOVE you!) and we know there are some eggs in here just waiting to be cracked , we will be sponsoring the transition of select users.

How to apply for a Transition Subsidy:

1. DM @August a 100+ word paragraph explaining why you want to transition, this is important as we have to determine whether you are a viable candidate or just going through a phase.

2. Wait until you've heard that your application has been accepted.

3. Transition to House Femboy

4. Inform @august that you have transitioned

5. Recieve dramacoin

FINALLY /s/LGBT

Post more gay shit here

(NO LESBIANS).

TLDR: STRAGGOTS, YOU ARE BEING WATCHED, WE ARE IN YOUR WALLS AND IN YOUR HEAD AND YOU WILL BE PUNISHED.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR DONATIONS:

@tappy

@Aevann

@notarightoidlol

@dirigismo

@Drama_Cake

@MrPennyCoomsToDramacel

@BussySlayer