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Detroitvelvetsmooth alpha/male Pibble got loose somehow  2yr ago (reddit.com) 1,170 thread views #50267

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"You look like you're 35 maybe I know cause you haven't found a girlfriend yet" who even says this? It seriously feels like this person is really insecure and projecting real hard.

If she actually looks like her picture, yeah insecurity, I'm sure that's it. But that's the first sign something was off even if redditors are cowards too scared to point it out. Chicks who look like that and pose like that don't start talking to scrotes with pics like OPs.

And he does look 35. Hipster beards tend to do that.

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If you are that fat and unwilling to get fit, the only option is to take the SECpill, shave the beard, wear hick-butt clothes, be a massive alcoholic, and somehow just slay puss

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He can't shave the beard until he loses weight. One of the reasons you always see fatties with bead is because it hides how fat their face looks. He probably has a triple chin

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Yeah, go to the south, it's guys who look like thumbs and live off of bbq sandos, whisky and Copenhagen long cut, and they all are expert hog riders porking at least 5 new fat girls a month (they always meet them at the bar on game day)

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SECpill

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And he does look 35. Hipster beards tend to do that.

Nah, more like 27-28. At 35 he'd have a receding hairline at the very least.

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:marseyshrug: idk how mayos age...

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Like milk.

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