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That dude is a gay 8 at least. This is why i want them to find the gay gene. So that all men can finally have it injected in them and be free forever from foid nonsense.
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Found the straggot.
OUT!
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Trained to detect fatties from the most flattering face-only shots
See picture of fat dude with open shirt, still surprised he's fat
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Honestly, if girl has only face-only shot we know that gig is up.
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The only downside is you don't get to know exactly how fat she is. Maybe she's just mildly pudgy when you were looking for something much heftier.
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TF is the architect department?
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Spoiler: itโs always the latter.
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I fell for face photos in college. Stood her up at a lunch date when I saw she was a fattie. Gotta shame them into stepping up.
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I once got catfished by full body photos and a Skype chat. I showed up on the date and she had hidden at least 100 lbs while skyping with me. To this day i don't know how she did it.
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Sigma chonker grindset, she earned that date. Not sure what they expect to happen when you show up, she'd need a heck of an elevator pitch to get you to stay.
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She put in absolutely no effort. She talked about her ex, then had a phone call with her ex for at least 20 minutes. It was the most perplexing date of my life.
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I know that feel bro, in my early days I got tricked by a picture in a heavy coat (stupid). One of the dumbest, most overconfident, least interesting people I've ever met. Plus she had this extra long front tooth so my peepee literally wouldn't have fit in her mouth.
Ignore the Hollywood cliches, hot people also have better personalities.
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Lmao when someone puts a photo on a dating site it's typically the best ones of them they have:
Lmao. Let me flex in front of this CR-V in a sketchy unpaved lot with no shirt, my gut hanging out, and pants that are 3 sizes too small
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And yet it apparently impressed a foid.
How do you not see he's fat from that photo, idk what the redditors saying he was hiding it are looking at.
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They're redditors, they're all fat as shit and have no idea what normal weight looks like. That said, I have no idea how she didn't see him as fat either.
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30% of Americans are obese. It's not much different across many Western countries.
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42% as of 2018
Outside the Anglosphere, no Western country comes close, most are around half that (which is already way too much)
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Yea but anglos are the only countries that matter so
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Leprechaunland, South China and the one not on the map don't matter. Leafs get a pass because of their inevitable annexation but otherwise they're useless too.
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Probably didnโt go through all his pictures because swiping is literally a second long affair
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Thereโs a good chance this is just some troll who made a fake account to mess with guys.
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burgers are something else
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This is New Zealand and Angus is a Scottish name
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A little too close to anus.
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The worst part is he would look fine if he just stopped shovelling chow mein lunch specials and breakfast burritos down his hole for like 2 months and did a little cardio and 2 days a week of fundamental lifts. Like wtf, instead you have the gut of shame kn your tinder?
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how is that guy only 120kg? I'm 120kg and 6'2 and I dont look as fat as him
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Heโs probably lying
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you're cute tho
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What is with that shirt? He looks r-slurred.
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He looks pretty good overall but thatโs a lotta gut for 22
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6โ4 european, this fat frick still mogs me to death
i relate to elliot more than any other person
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Had an '04 CRV. Loved that thing. Went through the two worst drivers I know and only died after like 14 years and 230k miles.
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I thought that was an ugly tan T shirt. This is even worse lmao
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"Less than a kilometer away" - Could probably spot him from 10km away
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Is it legal to date mental r-slurs?
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If he lost 75 pounds he'd probably be a solid 6 or 7
The main problem is he's an emotional soy who runs to reddit with his problems so even if he lost weight he won't have a personality
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Hes already hot, foids have absolute shit taste
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anyone that talks about their beard is a hot cheeto flamboyant cute twink
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still getting thirsted over in the comments. this soy chugging lardass r-slur gets far more and better guss than i could ever dream of
frick frick i hate life frick this gay earth
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Have you considered taking a shower?
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If she actually looks like her picture, yeah insecurity, I'm sure that's it. But that's the first sign something was off even if redditors are cowards too scared to point it out. Chicks who look like that and pose like that don't start talking to scrotes with pics like OPs.
And he does look 35. Hipster beards tend to do that.
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If you are that fat and unwilling to get fit, the only option is to take the SECpill, shave the beard, wear hick-butt clothes, be a massive alcoholic, and somehow just slay puss
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He can't shave the beard until he loses weight. One of the reasons you always see fatties with bead is because it hides how fat their face looks. He probably has a triple chin
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Yeah, go to the south, it's guys who look like thumbs and live off of bbq sandos, whisky and Copenhagen long cut, and they all are expert hog riders porking at least 5 new fat girls a month (they always meet them at the bar on game day)
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Nah, more like 27-28. At 35 he'd have a receding hairline at the very least.
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Like milk.
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If he lost the weight and got his ears pinned back, he would be a total fricking unstoppable Chad. I see this message exchange as a story of hope. He can rise from the ashes like a phoenix.
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Fr. Don't waste being 6'4 by being a total slob otherwise. I doubt that will happen though. Men have this weird innate obliviousness about how they are perceived by other people which leads to them thinking they're more attractive than they are.
He'll say she's just a b-word and move on to someone else that doesn't care he doesn't take care of himself.
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Translation: he's ugly and I'd never want him
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Why don't you go date him then?
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Matching with fat people who make this face only to never show up and send messages roasting the frick out of them is a public service.
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IRL
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male house sparrow
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Snapshots:
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Lol come on dude. Don't pretend you weren't excited about having a chance with a hottie.
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How can one woman be so based?
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I want to meet the foid who said that if she's real. She's a keeper
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I mean, I guess I'd go on the date and just not go on the second one if I was that foid, but yeah. You gotta know if you're fat you have to date other fatties probably
No skinny/fit person wants to poke your sweaty folds or get DJ Khaled'd
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I like how in every video he posts with his wife, she is super pissed and berates him
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Based queen ๐
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Why bother trying to argue with someone who doesnโt wanna date you
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shame the fatty so he might improve himself.
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No I mean the guy, why be like โbut you saw my pics!!!โ Just stop eating and move on
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probably foid logic, wanting closure. He might be an uncracked egg
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Lmao, 6'4" 120kg is not even fat by burger standards
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Absolutely deserved to get dunked on by a foid
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The guy has a decent looking face, yes he's a bit overweight, but nothing compared to the amount of obese foids out there that expect a chad. These foids really have a self inflated self ego of their own attractiveness.
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L fatties
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Ew he has foodie as a description๐คฎ
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Dude is mentally obese and it shows
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