TL;DR: GROOMERCORDCELS ARE LAME AND GAY AND ALSO CARP IS RIGHT ABOUT JOURNOS
CW: GROOMERCORD DRAMA, META DRAMA, SURPLUS AUTISM
OP image graciously provided by @Gandalf-the-Whey.
This is a followup post to @TracingWoodgrains' story of the events here, except with the juicy leaks included and not just a wall of
Since Trace pretty much detailed the whole thing for me already, I'll mainly be focusing on the behind-the-scenes stuff and the juicy inside leaks that he unfortunately failed to deliver.
THE GHOSTENING
A few days ago I was DM'd a Groomercord server invite from @Jackal AKA @TracingWoodgrains, who supposedly set up a safe space for all the drama-adjacent furry degenerates that currently plague the site. I declined of course, since I'm not a furry and I assumed this was some sort of doxing or grooming attempt by our local journo friend using the CNN playbook.
Skipping to yesterday, I had the dastardly plan of ghost awarding Jackal's weekly furry thread in hopes of disrupting the meta furry circlejerking and co-opting of the site. They didn't exactly respond well to this, and responded by bitching to Carp to get ghost awards nerfed and/or removed entirely so they could continue to namestrag and attention-whore while posting their weird fetish porn. Unfortunately Carp being the closet furry he is, kowtowed to the pressure and offered up a sitewide poll to determine the fate of ghost awards. When the voting didn't go his way however, Carp decided to then print off a frickton of ghost awards and plaster the whole site with them in hopes of causing a large annoyance, before opening up a second poll in hopes that his tomfoolery would be able to swing the vote in the furries' favor this time around - which in the end still ended with a plurality of users wanting to leave ghost awards unchanged. I'm sure the majority of you were around to see all this for yourself though.
THE INNER FURCLE
Whilst this big shitshow was going down however, I recalled the Groomercord invite that Jackal had sent me prior and realized they must have been coordinating their plans in there. Out of curiosity, I shot Jackal a reply asking for a new invite since the old one had expired - unsurprisingly, I was told that I was suddenly no longer welcome to see what secrets were waiting within, and he used two rather strange and flimsy excuses to why: one that I'm apparently a dangerous potential dox-sperg now because I happen to have a Kiwifarms account like the majority of dramatards, and two because I had previously banned one of their members from rdrama for a week for posting porn of an "aged up" version of the child-coded furry videogame character Ralsei.
This is the character in question for reference - I've been asked to keep a neutral stance on this topic, so it's up to the denizens of rdrama if you think this act constitutes as libertarianism or not.
Not to be dissuaded however, I was easily able to bribe one of the more impressionable furtwinks in their ranks to provide me screenshots of the hot gossip going on in their secret grooming circle, with a promise of disgusting erotic furry roleplay in return which was left unfulfilled. What I discovered will (not) shock you!
THE LEAKS (AKA THE JUICY BIT)
So it turns out I truly live rent-free in the minds of every furry dramatard that somehow found their way here. They had been talking about me non-stop for hours and were devising different gay-ops in hopes of getting me demopped/evicted from the site, all because I ghosted awarded their gay little circlejerk thread. Little did they know I tend to have a talent for getting into private groomercord cliques and proceeding to leak all their r-slurred nonsense.
Note: I've decided to omit a bunch of typical furry coomer garbage, as while it's disgusting, it's the same shit you'll find in any run-of-the-mill gay furry groomercord.
Conspiring about the mass ghosting which occurred yesterday:
There was also plenty of gossip about yours truly, and their paranoia slowly began to bounce off each other until they started to convince themselves that I'm a deranged serial killing doxer that was ready to swat them all at a moment's notice. Rude!
Eventually this schizo paranoia culminated in our mildly neurodivergent friend @Suicidal_Tendies attempting to coordinate a gay-op where tried to convince a bunch of furries to paypig, in hopes of then pressuring Carp/Aevann to revoke my mop and get me removed from rdrama. It's a shame this plan fell through, because it would've been funny to let them all hand over their neetbux to the site first before getting told to kick rocks and having all their shit leaked afterward.
THE FALLOUT
After compiling screenshots for a couple of hours, my lurking PoC acquaintance @SneedCityUSA - whom I had been watching this unfold with - decided he wanted in on the action. He used the 67000 dramacoin generously gifted to him through reparations to start grass awarding the main culprits of the furcel conspiracy, including messages about the server's intimate happenings in the process which gave away the game that there was an imposter among them.
Predictably, the whole server rapidly descended into seething, paranoia and infighting.
Eventually they decided @of_blood_and_salt was the most sussy and kicked him from the server, which unfortunately meant I could no longer collect any more screenshots to show here.
At this point though I was already getting bored of this pathetic groomercordcel nonsense and just sent the server invite to Carp, where he found out all his furry-friends were shit-talking him behind his back whilst at the same time begging for his help against the ghost awardings.
THE HALL OF SHAME
@Jackal REKT
@TracingWoodgrains DOUBLY REKT
@Soren REKT
@Jaukea REKT
@SparkBrave REKT
@of_blood_and_salt REKT
@Corvus REKT
@Suicidal_Tendies REKT
@Lycanroc REKT
@ThreeLetterAgent REKT
@adiosamigo REKT
Thanks for playing!
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Snapshots:
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Snappy knew the ghost was coming!
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Too long didn't read
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This but unironically
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Hey @Marco, why is the Soren guy saying he's going to be called a p-do now? I skimmed the whole thing trying to find why I should care about this post.
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Okay so this Soren creep is a degenerate p-do. Why are all furries and people who believe in queer theory like this?
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I went back and read it and it's a good effort post. Nice work.
Sorry I was scrolling new for a goombling thread at the time
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Wonder Woman is an ancient and physically developed warrior in canon, and that's why Marco believes he should be able to have a profile banner of her in her skimpy getup at 2 years old.
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That feel when you effort post just for it to become my gambling thread
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Oh and it's a lucky one too
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Nevermind this thread sucks
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Or maybe....?
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Yep
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!blackjack1000
@Transgender_spez
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I told you
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I won 2000 later in this thread
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!blackjack1000
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I bring super good luck
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!blackjack100
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nice try furries in derailing this thread. wont work
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I am horribly offended. Frick furries.
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Not like literally tho
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unghosted
scooby_removing_hood_revealing_marsey.jpg
You're alright
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You're wrong beyond 2 weeks
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imma bring this out again
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Iโm not sure if you noticed the erect peepees and precum but this is just someoneโs fetish art. Pretty hot ngl gonna lie
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Oh yeah well I'm not suer if youve noticed bbut braaaaaaaaaaap
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smh not marked as 18+
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wrong soren lol
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who is the real soren? I just want to talk.
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More kids want to be Furries than Vamps. Itโs over for vamps
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Furries? More like forrealaretheseguysallaustistic? Dude bussy lmaaaaayo.
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To everone involved plus the strag that ghosted this thread
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Why did I get grassed, Im not even a furry (unlike you)
@SneedCityUSA
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I am a furry and didnโt get grassed lmao
-AltAccountUmbreon
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It's because Marco loves you
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legit i accidentally grassed the wrong person (you), was trying to grass a commenter
idk how to use the ui
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Maybe if you ask Aevann nicely he will also grass the commenter
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Carp fricks furries verified.
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I hope everyone involved necks themselves this is the saddest thing I have read about in a while
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!blackjack2000
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While furries being catty and embarrassing is hardly news, this writeup showing how embarrassing some of the specific furries are is a great public service. Just goes to show you should never assume your private chat is really private.
Also lol at Carp bending over backwards to help people who think he's a shmuck. Literally Joe Biden rn.
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no we're saving literal children by larping as the Punisher in rdrama.net, chud
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LOOK GARY THERE I AM
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!blackjack300
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DM me for evidence that will lead to the arrest of @carpathianflorist
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how
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DM me and I'll share. Sorry, but it's not the kind of thing I can put in this thread (for legal reasons).
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neighbor who are you
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I'm not going to dox myself in here, please be serious.
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Carp they're trying to tell on you. Is that why you ghosted this thread?
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They unghosted the thread, he will soon commit suicide
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I didnโt ghost this thread what
I havenโt even looked at it
Iโm just replying from notifs and then Iโm going back to elden ring
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It was ghosted shortly after Marco posted it. I was just fricking with you.
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Just found a somber smithing stone 9
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ngmi
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Elden Ring is hard and I think I fricked up my astrologer build :( I should have gone something normal
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You can respec after Rennala lol
I went from pure str confessor to almost pure int
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King shit as always my man
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