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im a HETEROSEXUAL, i like to have consensual s*x with grown WOMEN

i am attracted to women, i like women. i like women because they're hot and i also like to listen to them and open doors for them and shit. when a woman smiles at me, i feel manly. women are weak and whiny but i also like that because i enjoy taking care of a woman. if you enjoy taking care of a cat, then you should be heterosexual because it's a lot like that. just agree with the foid and be nice to her and give her stuff she likes, just like you would with the cat. then, if the woman says it's okay, you can pet her. Foids are also smarter than men so you can ask them questions and they'll tell you all about things, it's entertaining and sometimes helpful. Foids know all about all sorts of things.

Taking care of a foid is literally the reason you exist. If a foid is too weak to do something, she'll ask you to do it and then you'll feel happy. Don't you want to feel happy? Sometimes you should also listen to women, because sometimes what they're saying is important. For example, if the foid says you can't touch the foid, then don't touch the foid. But otherwise you can just pretend to listen, whereas guys probably expect you to listen. That's tiring. I don't want to listen to others. But foids hardly even seem to notice you're not listening.

Women are hot because they have a nice shape and they have tits and butt. Kitty is great, and foid butt is literally perfect. Bussy is hairy and gross. You should be heterosexual.

I am a heterosexual. I want to have consensual s*x with a woman. I also want to hold hands with a woman and treat her with due consideration, care, and kindness. I do not want to have s*x with men. Be more like me.

:#marseysuffragette:

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They do it in the dms because they are ashamed and they keep their straggotry in the shadows

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they are ashamed and they keep their straggotry in the shadows

as they should. straggotry will NOT be tolerated around these parts!

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:#marseygroomer:

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why are you marsey'd bb

:#marseysob: :#marseycry:

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:marseynut:

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foids always backstabbing each other :marseygoodnight:

tho you shouldn't sin, what would Pastor marsey say?

:#marseydisagree:

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it’s cause she kept sending me carp’s butt, don’t let her trick you! (8 hours late lol)

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it’s cause she kept sending me carp’s butt

you'd think she's a moid with how coomer she is

:#marseyshook: :#marseyscared:

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Pastor Marsey is forgiving and benevolent (and super handsome)

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:#marseycheerup: :#marseypat:

it will be ok bb πŸ’›

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That's right.

Your comment just highlighted the need for Marseys with torches and pitchforks. That may be my next creation

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yes!!

we need to take a stand against straggots, since they are low IQ maybe pictures of angry cats will show them we mean business :marseypanties:

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