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Mighty fine Marsey you got there sir
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Yup. I reckon that there Marsey is pooping in tall cotton.
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Very nice. I think the cigar smoke looks a little odd though
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I got a version without the smoke
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Good, clean living Southern man.
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Will southern Marsey ask me about student athletes?
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student athletes? hoohoo, that is brilliant sir!
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Pony up, @Fat_Cock_Brock
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I sent him a small reward of 2000 dramacoin
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i like
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Board shorts, flip flops, fishing rod, and a bait bucket would also be appropriate. In any case, this particular strata of Southerner needs a mint julep.
Also, we need a :marseyfaulkner: and the Southern belle should be :marseyzora:.
@MrPennySlavaUkraini what am I forgetting?
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well this one here needs a fan and a white monogrammed handkerchief to mop up his sweat but if it was a rural boy he needs a lip full of dip n the slack jawed countenance that shows he done come from in breeding
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I’m like right here. You didn’t even wait till I left to just dig right in, did you? God.
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Like looking in a mirror Dip 🥰
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>furry
>drawing Marseys
I'm seeing a pattern here
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Nothing to see here, move along
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On your knees, bucko. Someone shoulda broke you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a buck I can't break with this here long and mighty dingus! I tell ye back in aught-4 I met a real mean one. He had big, air stealing nostrils, monstrous, boot lips, muscles that rippled under his cobalt skin so it’d look like a nest’a snakes as he’d be twisting here and yonder. T’was an older gentleman, the owner d’ye ken?, that had hired me to break this particular buck. Was some half-dozen breakers what had tried and failed! I tracked this moon cricket, this big-assed baboon, by fallerin’ the sounds of his impressive proud buttocks, clapping as he capered to and fro on the western half of yon gentleman’s land. There he be, proud as a darn peapeepee, black slave’s body framed by yon settin’ sun, just begging to be broke. I approached from the east, heading westerly way. Took him unawares as he were sat alone out front a shack, mending a loincloth or some such. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund’rus CLAP, and I mounted from the front. I tell ye boy, but that buck began to FIGHT! This unbroken, proud negro was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my peepee out in an instant as he scrambled onto his black belly and began ta’ wrigglin’ this way and that. And bucko did he began to wail! As loud as prairie lightning he were. This buck could tell the breaking was coming, could tell his time was up, and I tell ye, he did BUCK. This obstinate cur could turn on a dime and give ye some change! I tell ye as the winds were my witness, he were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as he did, gyrating his unbroken black anus and dodging my breaker man’s meat. But he broke, and I finished the job. D’ye ken? That buck broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all break. By the man Jesus and his snowy white pappy, now say hallelujah, boy, you'll break, too!
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If only you could put that energy into your relationships
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Boss Hogg Marsey
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Buck breaker marsey?
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I find these stereotypes to be offensive, and might I guess that southern marsey is a slave owner. You should do like ole miss and turn him into a racist black bear instead
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What if he's the Thomas Sutpen type of Southerner?
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Especially so, grifting isn’t a southern thing uniquely
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God, grifter is such an ugly way to put it. But you're not wrong. Maybe we're all grifters too. Maybe that's why we accepted him. Maybe our entire culture is just a grift.
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I’m def a grifter, most of us are. Our ‘culture’ is one big grift. Our entire system is based on fraud, the central bank
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I meant Southern culture. Is it that we're all about appearances, is that a grift? Is it always a grift?
Do we fear the very idea of cultural legitimacy?
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Quite to the contrary the south is one of the only places in the US that has culture that isn’t based purely on consumerism. Southern culture has taken a bit of a hit over recent times since globohomo is threatened by its individualism and the libertarian/federalist nature of the south.
@carpathianflorist why wouldn’t I have gotten of ping for this response? Is there some setting I might have on?
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No, we are based on consumerism now. Very much. Southern is about what you have. Realtree camo, Yeti coolers, your new 60k truck. Megachurches, AC, and money. We dress like we're fricking midwestern and listen to the same music, a nebulous pop "country". We are now homogenous with the midwest, the Black Southerner completely forgotten. We now define ourselves solely in opposition to the urban, which is synonymous with black to us.
We do not eat traditional foods, or play traditional music. We do not even use our dialect anymore.
It's all dead. The dream is dead. And we'll all die with it soon enough.
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True
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The proles are waking up
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Lynch me zaddy
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Wrong type of Southerner. Lynching would be unmannerly. Good God, don't speak of such awful things.
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Snapshots:
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Boss Hoggsey
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SO CUTE!
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Beautiful
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Howdy.
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mighty fine Marsey! what a proper gentleman he is
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That is some mighty darn good Marsey you've got there, mister.
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He could be an Atticus Finch type of Marsey.
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Mighty peculiar.
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WHELP
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It's good to have land.
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I reckon, iffin I tap round these parts, theres some mighty fine OIL to be had, I say I say.
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