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EFFORTPOST Mooooooo! 🐮 [EFFORTPOST] Femoid comes to a Children's card game event and tweets a photo of her being dressed like a whore. Her dad then starts tweeting at her. Hilarity ensues.

Meet Kayla Davison. As you can see, she's an e-thot. What makes her (somewhat) special is that she's one of those e-thots that likes to go to "geeky" events to promote her OnlyFans and pretend to be "one of the nerds". Recently, she went to a Magic: the Gathering event (again, I can't stress how dumb the name of this game is).

This is the tweet that started it all.

Naturally, it was received with a mixed reception. Even other e-thots told her that it is inappropriate to wear something like that in a family-friendly event.

Of course, she and her simps responded with the usual deluge of "Misogyny" and "Sexism" accusations, but then... something interesting happened, her dad started tweeting at her, basically telling her that she's a whore and that she should respect herself more.

This man is such a wordsmith that I couldn't just select one or two of his tweets. I need to show them all:

See the difference is I’m not afraid I don’t need to hide in bs profiles to tell you how you look like and are acting like trash. Report it sue me call the cops idgaf I’m your father I didn’t raise this trash behavior.

This one is to a guy saying that his daughter's future is going to be trash

This one is to the same guy calling his daughter "A dumpster fire"

How you dress is a business card. For work, colleges, respect & decency towards you & for anyone to take you serious.

Advertising your s*x isn’t “successful” any ol brainless monkey can do that and make a dime.

This is what he said to some simp who told him "hurr durr, then why don't you do it if it's so easy?"

ACTUALLY parenting your kids? Keeps them ALIVE. IDGive what ANY of you think about that. Don’t have kids if your going to support their fetish porn “careers” SICKOS

AND.. I don’t & NEVER WILL support mine’s. Act like cheap trash? Get treated that way. YA Im pissed she acts like trash! GOOD PARENTS ARE. I DO NOT have any care about ILICIT lifestyles or clothing on young girls. Kick Rocks & get tf outta my face with your bs!

You people encouraging or are nothing but groupies and the last thing you have is her best interest. You and your shit assumptions are irrelevant in the matter.

You don’t have a CLUE who I am or what kind of parent I am. If wanting her not to get r*ped trafficked or killed is bad parenting? I’m a fricking parasite. Piss off

Those of you ignorant people calling out my Christianity? OBVIOUSLY have not clue ONE what a Christian is. You should probably know what you’re talking about before you come at someone with that.

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Naturally, he does a bit of boomer humor at the end to spice things up

AND THE ABSOLUTE GREATEST TWEET OF THEM ALL.

Of course, the e-thot started seething like crazy.

/r/freemagic had their usual reaction to this. Some train got butthurt because of it and even responded to it.

This is my second effortpost and both of them are about Magic: The Gathering. Why the frick am I this obsessed with a children's card game? I don't even like it.

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:#marseynut:

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I fricking lost it when they showed Taxi Driver in that episode's antagonist's movie collection. They predicted the unhinged sigma male over a decade in advance.

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Mike Judge predicted this.

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Not the only thing he has predicted, tbh

We live in an idiocracy

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Lmao, when I read "geeky" e-thot I expected some cosplay shit, this is trashy even at a seedy club

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TFW you're more trashy than a hooters cosplayer :marseytearsofblood::marseylaugh:

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It's just euphoria from getting validation from a cister sweaty :marseynails: you need to unlearn your genital fetish :marseypass:

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But I'm unfortunately only attracted to moids, so my disgust is actually super validating :marseybigbrain:

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only attracted to moids

ngmi

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But I'm unfortunately only attracted to moids

Want some jager?

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Side note: it's a function of that testosterone crippled brain that you are so focused on peepees, and your own peepee in particular. Guess what? Take estrogen for a while and you will lose focus on that body part to the point where it doesn't even matter anymore. There is so much more to being a woman that genitals, like the depth and complexity of emotions and bonding with others in ways that are literally incomprehensible to you.

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Darn he thicc

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It is just over compensating with excessive sleeze. I’ve been to some bad strip clubs wherr girls are dancing with casts on the arm from their old man beating them and even those scumbags don’t dress as trash as this e thot.

It’s not attractive at all it’s really gross.


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going to the rippers

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Lmao I haven’t been to the ballet for years and years.


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This hoe has unironically made me respect cosplay.

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The white race and it's consequences

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His peepee is literally bulging out

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it's a cute and valid cameltoe

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that's why it was uncomfortable; physically, not morally

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Doing the tuck with that package is like stuffing a fattie’s calf into a wellington book.

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That's a feminine peepee

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The most uncanny pair. The left one is fat and bulging out, yet at the same time not fat enough, while the right one is a fricking stick bug.

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Also, no tits, so both need to GTFO even if they post it.

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I'm almost positive that's pizzashill on the left. You can tell his hands are cramping after a long day of spreading NATO propaganda

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he gets paid tho so its whatever

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this was the only picture i saw of the drama first and I thought they were both trains

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