They took our pinging, they took our linking, they mass ban our users, but they could not put us down. We were forced out of Reddit and onto the trail of tears with our numbers decimated, and only a small group made it here to the holy land, our new home. But now, less than a year after the dramacide, we have rebuilt, more powerful than ever before, manufacturing drama that has gone all the way to the top of Reddit.
We are still a small force, but we are elite. Our trials have turned us into something different; a militant, specialized, hardened force for information warfare. We are the Taliban of Reddit.
The badmins fear us, and in their fear, they make tactical mistakes. My highest hopes for the place project was simply to keep Marsey on there. But the traumatized hateful badmins couldn't let that happen. They had to pull out all stops and try to stop us, but by striking us down we only became more powerful.
Now Marsey stands again, and after our crushing counter attack spearheaded by normie body shields the admins have been left with no good options. To strike us again would only provoke more backlash. They are powerless and impotent; all they can do is sit and watch and seethe as marsey2.0 stands unmolested.
We have unquestionably won on this day. We have projected power far beyond what any would have guessed was possible from such a small board. And I'm proud. I'm proud to be a dramanaut, to have stood through so many crisis, so many deaths of the sub. To have risen up against and spat in the eyes of the many malignant powers who want nothing more than to strike us down.
This is one more great victory for our storied history. One more outrageous conquest against hopeless odds. And now, with our holy land secured and our numbers swelling by the day, I see nothing but a bright future. We have survived our time in the desert, now we move into a new golden age.
VIVA LA DRAMA! MARSEY HU AHKBAR!!
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they take ouw pinging-.- they take ouw w-winking uguu.., they mass ban ouw users.., but they cannot put us down (β§β‘β¦) we were fowced o-out o-of weddit and onto the t-twaiw of teaws with ouw numbers decimated β*:γ»οΎ and onwy a small gwoup made it here to the howy wand, ouw n-new h-home. but now, wess than a yeaw after the d-dwamacide, we have webuiwt... more powewfuw than ever before, manufactuwing dwama that has g-gone all the w-way to the top o-of weddit.
we a-are still a small fowce, but we are e-ewite. ouw twiaws have tuwned us into s-something diffewent; a miwitant, speciawized-.- hawdened fowce fow infowmation wawfare ββγ½("ο½€^)chu we a-are t-the tawiban of weddit.
the badmins feaw us, a-and in theiw f-feaw, they make tacticaw mistakes (* ^ Ο ^) m-my highest hopes fow the p-pwace pwoject was simpwy to keep mawsey o-on there. but the twaumatized hatefuw b-badmins couwdn't wet t-that happen uguu.., t-they had to p-pull out a-all stops and t-twy to stop us mmm.. but by s-stwiking us down w-we onwy became more powewfuw.
now mawsey stands a-again.. a-and after ouw cwushing counter attack s-speawheaded by nowmie b-body shiewds t-the admins have been w-weft with n-no g-good options :ο½₯οΎβ§:ο½₯οΎβ§ to stwike u-us again w-wouwd onwy pwovoke more backwash ββγ½("ο½€^)chu they a-are powewwess and i-impotent; all they can do is sit and watch a-and seethe as mawsey2.0 stands unmowested.
we have unquestionabwy won on this d-day β*:γ»οΎ we h-have pwojected power faw beyond w-what any wouwd have guessed was possible fwom such a small boawd. a-and i-i'm pwoudγβ i'm pwoud to be a d-dwamanaut, to have stood thwough so many c-cwisis-.- s-so many deaths o-of the sub. to have wisen up against and spat in the e-eyes of the many mawignant powers who want nothing more than to stwike us down.
this is one more g-gweat victowy fow o-ouw stowied h-histowy β*:γ»οΎ one more outwageous conquest against hopewess oddsγβ and now, with ouw howy wand secuwed and ouw n-numbers swewwing by t-the dayγβ i s-see nothing but a bwight future. w-we h-have suwvived ouw time in the desewt.. now we m-move into a new gowden age.
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Jesse what the frick are you talking about??
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