WE ARE SO FRICKING POWERFUL

They took our pinging, they took our linking, they mass ban our users, but they could not put us down. We were forced out of Reddit and onto the trail of tears with our numbers decimated, and only a small group made it here to the holy land, our new home. But now, less than a year after the dramacide, we have rebuilt, more powerful than ever before, manufacturing drama that has gone all the way to the top of Reddit.

We are still a small force, but we are elite. Our trials have turned us into something different; a militant, specialized, hardened force for information warfare. We are the Taliban of Reddit.

The badmins fear us, and in their fear, they make tactical mistakes. My highest hopes for the place project was simply to keep Marsey on there. But the traumatized hateful badmins couldn't let that happen. They had to pull out all stops and try to stop us, but by striking us down we only became more powerful.

Now Marsey stands again, and after our crushing counter attack spearheaded by normie body shields the admins have been left with no good options. To strike us again would only provoke more backlash. They are powerless and impotent; all they can do is sit and watch and seethe as marsey2.0 stands unmolested.

We have unquestionably won on this day. We have projected power far beyond what any would have guessed was possible from such a small board. And I'm proud. I'm proud to be a dramanaut, to have stood through so many crisis, so many deaths of the sub. To have risen up against and spat in the eyes of the many malignant powers who want nothing more than to strike us down.

This is one more great victory for our storied history. One more outrageous conquest against hopeless odds. And now, with our holy land secured and our numbers swelling by the day, I see nothing but a bright future. We have survived our time in the desert, now we move into a new golden age.

VIVA LA DRAMA! MARSEY HU AHKBAR!!