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I lied on my Tax Return. What are the chances I'm gonna get audited and assraped

I made about $14k USD last year. I did dabble in stocks and crypto (and lost $8k) but due to the wash sale rule I couldn't even get the max $3k deduction. So for my crypto stuff I just lied by filing as a single statement instead of a summary of statements, added the deposits together as the cost basis, then added the withdrawals together as the proceeds. So I now have the max $3k capital loss deduction.

Because I'm a poorcel, surely they won't find out. Right? All this did was increase my refund by about $200 USD.

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I did dabble in stocks and crypto (and lost $8k.

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How the frick do you make 14k a year and still gamble on crypto lmao

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Wagie jobs are depressing and there's no way out of the misery if you keep working there. I was so desperate that I clung to a faint hope and gambled on it, because the stocks and crypto were the only chance for someone like me to not be poor.

Eventually I did get out of that situation, by completely falsifying my resume and getting a professional job.

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Don't listen to strags who recommend shit like VTSAX. Nobody ever got rich off that.

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stocks and crypto were the only chance for someone like me to not be poor.

Please remind me how many rags to riches stories start with a minimum wage worker day trading and buying shitcoins.

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Clearly you and I don't get the same youtube advertisements.

"Hi. My name is Caleb,

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four years ago, I flunked out of college due to bad grades

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last year... I was still working a shitty dead end job in food service

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What I am about to tell you, in this simple youtube ad...

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...so please my friend, please don't skip this ad, I know you have a feeling this is impossible

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*...or that this is some sort of scam, or unachievable for you..."

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but my simple methods have helped thousands of people not only escape poverty

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but achieve livable incomes...

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even six figure incomes...

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and in some cases, even seven figure incomes!!!"

you don't need any special skills for this method

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*this isn't some get rich quick scam, or obnoxious multilevel marketing"

This is a tried and proven method, that has worked for CENTURIES

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and I am ready to explain to you, exactly what it is

and by how leveraging the power of cryptocurrency

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...your future can be financially transformed in as little as months

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...anyone who actually puts in the effort has the potential to make serious money!

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but you have to ACT NOW! The world is changing and this opportunity won't be available to as many people!"

Anyway, join this guy's crypto forex-like thingy while paying $300 for his course and you too could be a college drop out millionaire (and/or a single mom millionaire).

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Should I be concerned the youtube algorithm thinks these desperate ads are relevant to my lifestyle?

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OUT!

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Actual Filipino jueteng enthusiast logic in action.

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