I made about $14k USD last year. I did dabble in stocks and crypto (and lost $8k) but due to the wash sale rule I couldn't even get the max $3k deduction. So for my crypto stuff I just lied by filing as a single statement instead of a summary of statements, added the deposits together as the cost basis, then added the withdrawals together as the proceeds. So I now have the max $3k capital loss deduction.
Because I'm a poorcel, surely they won't find out. Right? All this did was increase my refund by about $200 USD.
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poors make up the bulk of targets for the IRS
So for instance you. Since you fill out these forms and all of your income is tracked (lol) so you just get flagged when you lie.
Lets look at me.
Now i've been seen on a lot of different scenes, that means I get a lot of different cream. I have the money to have a lawyer on retainer.
If the IRS calls me tomorrow I would call my lawyer and they would take it from there and I would pay the fees to fight the IRS from the word "hello". Every document they request will go through my law partners who will do their best to shield me from an EXTERNAL non-government oversight bureaucrat gangbang.
The IRS knows that to get me for the whatever five digits I lie to them about, I will drag them through the court to get that 20k.
So for you they will absolutely get you for the money you lied about because you are going to shit yourself when they call or email you.
When they call me I will be like, "oh nice" and see how long I can get them to fight me for 10k or something in back taxes or whatever. Like if I can get the government to spend a quarter of a million dollars in salaries to come after me for 5k I will spend 50k to do it.
Frick the government and frick all the people that work for them!
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Honestly whoever wrote the tax code needs to be exorcised.
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Intuit is extremely aggressive in
bribinglobbying politicians andbribinghelping the media to kill any legislation that will simplify the tax code because it would hurt sales of TurboTax. A company that brings in $10 billion in revenue is able to cost $100 billion in losses to the government and taxpayers who have to deal with this shit. The next time somebody tells you that the other race/religion/gender/whatever is the cause of your problems, remember that Intuit is fricking everyone on a very personal level.Jump in the discussion.
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idk unleashing whatever is responsible for the tax code might cause natural disasters
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Good job bobby, here's a star
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putting it on the board thank you lpb
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