Disobedience is the vehicle of progress.
Within 20 minutes carp got his first victim.
Literally the update just went live and my phone let a big one rip. A few people looked over, I swear they thought it was me lmao.
Thatโs what I get for browsing this gay site in public with the volume up. 
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Should have explained it. "Sorry the gay dating forum for autists I frequent added an update to make fart noises in every post." Clear it right up.
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The worst part is this was on a train (public transport) so I just sat there awkwardly trying to act normal until my stop.
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Just stare at the fastest person next to you and people will just assume itโs them.
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That would work if he wasn't the fattest person on the train.
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This is every day of my life
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This update makes me not able to browse on my phone while driving, it turns my music off
i thought this place was a safe haven for distracted drivers but we're now more oppressed than ever
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Seriously i love the profile anthems but they disrupt spotify while im driving
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!slots100
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!slots200
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!slots300
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!slots100
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Distracted driving is whyte heritage. Are you a mayo?
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its one of my many sins
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Not as oppressed as drunk drivers
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Genius troll idea. It's over for mobilecels.
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mobilecels can mute audio in browser if they aren't r-slurred
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iOScels canโt
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:ChadSteveJobs: claims another victim
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>mobilecels
>aren't r-slurred
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My new phone can let me adjust volume by app, which on that note I would like to complain that the app seems to cache everything and only updates when I force stop it and reload it, and with this update I feel I want to keep using it
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my profile music would legit get me fired so I always have my browser muted and my phone sound off lol
you can't hurt me carp
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I didnt even notice whats going on until this post, now I turned my volume up and hope a fart comes
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I hate this. Frick you, carp. The only saving grace is that everyone who wanted a badge for /r/Place got literally shit on.
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You can buy Beano in the shop
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I have lost all of my coins in a series of tragic and irreversible decisions.
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You only have to win two hands of blackjack
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1000 DC for beano is the best value award currently avaliable.
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Really regret spending 30k DC banning
@Sal and gambling the rest away now
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I'll upvote this comment to help you out buddy.
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!blackjack300
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I am absolutely terrified of anything involved with this site right now as i sit at the bar at my job with about 20 people around me
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for this to affect me i would need to touch grass, and stop farting.
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Show them the rdrama post you were reading.
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โItโs funny, because like, you know how 6 million Jews supposedly died in the Holocaust? Well so he said โ6 million, 600 itโs a tragedy either wayโ and itโs funny because youโre not supposed to deny the Holocaust, but weโre being ironicโ itโs a lot. Anyway, have a great day, Mr. Goldstein.โ
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Dead ๐
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https://twitter.com/YSufferer/status/1444420341498064902
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lol Thank frick I stayed off this gay site while I was out earlier.
I thought it was my darn dog though.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I would never browse rdrama in public because I'd be mortified if someone saw what I was looking at
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I talk about rDrama with one of my most normie friends because its fun to baffle her with bits of terminally online autism.
She's a fan of Marsey though.
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After like 2 years of working from home I couldnโt hold a fart in even if I tried.
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I thought you were dead?
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I thought the fart thing was a poor attempt at humour, but now I see why it was worth it.
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YTA
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Imagine not having this site muted lmao. You deserve it.
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