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JohnMcafee Still/Alive :marseytroublemaker: Disobedience is the vehicle of progress.  2yr ago (text post) 1,127 thread views #59030

My phone just farted in public......

Within 20 minutes carp got his first victim.

Literally the update just went live and my phone let a big one rip. A few people looked over, I swear they thought it was me lmao.

That’s what I get for browsing this gay site in public with the volume up. :marseycry:

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my profile music would legit get me fired so I always have my browser muted and my phone sound off lol

you can't hurt me carp

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I didnt even notice whats going on until this post, now I turned my volume up and hope a fart comes

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