I was told I could be unbanned if I apologized for my years of stalking women in the dramasphere.
I am truly sorry and the depths to which I sank cannot be overstated. I will do my best to never do this again and to those I have made uncomfortable or hurt in any way, I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me. Several of you don’t know how far I’ve gone to find out about you and I pray that it remains that way.
cc: @FrozenChosen,
@MrPennySlavaUkraini,
@TrailerParkBride,
@arsey,
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Nice try carp we all know this is your latest alt
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I have the alt seeing eye, this isn't Carp lmao
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Could be on VPN
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Do you really think Mellokind is smart enough for a VPN?
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I wont lie, I have not been following the mellowkind lore
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I forget what the old rules said, but something like "blow everything out of proportion" While I was trying to look that up, I found something interesting that I haven't seen before:
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/271625015_Understanding_Bullying_in_an_Affluent_Academically_Rigorous_US_High_School_A_Grounded_Theory_Analysis
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Carp is cia, his handlers probably set up a vpn for him.
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Everyone is a carp alt except for you
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it is working? For me its entirely broken, no alts.
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its still working, but the previous alt data was wiped at that time (11 days ago), so its starting over
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Soren and his consequences continue to be a disaster for the Cloudflare user race
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I didn't cause it!
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Chinchilla
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That's a happy rattie
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Lol yeah. It was a cute gif though. Chinchilla have big ears
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OMG that's adorable but also more mess than I want to deal with from a pet
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Says the 🐀 (((owner)))
Btw /h/Aevann now accepts all rodent species
Schizocel love rodents
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He can just change it tho lol I'm sure the capy is in on this
Same writing style as c**p too
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Maybe it's mello on meds but I kinda doubt it and carp does post about mello A LOT.
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The real mello: I'm not on any kind of medication nor do I use any drugs on a regular basis. I occasionally drink and dabble in the entheogen class, but as specifically said by frozen herself, I'm probably the "least degenerate" and most sane normal person here.
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The alt database got purged, the eye is useless until people start logging into their alts again
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It is actulally carp, steallying my account
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