I was told I could be unbanned if I apologized for my years of stalking women in the dramasphere.
I am truly sorry and the depths to which I sank cannot be overstated. I will do my best to never do this again and to those I have made uncomfortable or hurt in any way, I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me. Several of you donβt know how far Iβve gone to find out about you and I pray that it remains that way.
cc: @FrozenChosen,
@MrPennySlavaUkraini,
@TrailerParkBride,
@arsey,
@TED_SIMP,
@sandkwinn, et. al.
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@TED_SIMP actually a woman or is this a site-wide LARP at this point
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there are no women on the internet, only women (male)
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Yeah I don't buy any of this foid shit. None of them are annoying enough to be women.
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TED is not just annoying, she is our most annoying foid.
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what the heck i do? i just birdpost!
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"Hahaha I'm so quirky. Totally not like any other SIMP collector here. Look at my adderal usage and my very unique hobby I constanly babble about." 90% of people that like your birdposts are just SIMPs.
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iβm not attempting to BE quirky though. i just manicpost as myself. iβm a druggie that is FINALLY trying not to be a druggie anymore, and i have an neurodivergent amount of knowledge about birds. if you dislike cause i have simps, hate the simps, not me. my goal isnβt to collect simps. i didnβt come here for that.
@CRUSTY told me to find a niche and i figured, why not introduce people to birds?
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bioposting is always valid because life is dramatic
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Even more reason to hate you.
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you ignored the second part! iβm quitting! and doing a good job actually. at the very least i can own up to it π€·ββοΈ
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what were really working towards is getting rid of the sleazy carp. It's critical. I'm not sure how it came into power, but it's disturbing.
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Have you read the comments here
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One of them is definitely annoying enough, bb, but I won't mention who
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I choose to believe it is a bot that's not nearly as cool as Snappy.
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you think iβm a bot?! how?!
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That's something a bot would ask.
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I'm probably too stupid to pass the turing test anyways
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Most honest foid-bot.
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I donβt think a real foid would know what the turing test is...
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of course i know what the turing test is! itβs not THAT obscure lol
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Asked my legacy foid.
Spoiler: she didn't know
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i thought everyone knew what the turing test was!!
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Definitely a biofoid with how she has at least three orbiters in any thread she posts in
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Moids
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martzy how could you?! you know me better than that!
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I have never seen this βwomanβ in my life
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WHAT!!!!
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Any and all indication to the contrary is the product of anti-semitism and modern deepfake technology.
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No matter how much you put out, moids will never be loyal.
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He's a proud FtM
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shut up
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no because women don't fart
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