Commie can barely contain his fear after he is confronted by local gym rat

Am I supposed to believe this b-word actually goes to the gym?

Anytime I see a story about shit happening in a gym I know it's fake because nobody will ever go out of their way to talk to you in the gym unless you're hanging massive dong in a tiny pair of Bahama shorts. 😎

Anyone that puts people I don't like tears on any beverage container deserves whatever happens to them.

Go to your local Planet Fitness. Not only do they have strict policies regarding the interaction between members, but they have purple equipment and you will at least not get the "I eat meat and don't wipe my butt because that's gay!" types. I feel like that will reduce your chances of running into a severely loony conservative chud.

At first I thought this was one of you guys shitposting but this guy is unironically serious 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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these are the soldiers of the upcoming revolution

lole drinking from a bottle that says Bourgeoisie tears is just as bad as conservatives with their liberal tear coffee mugs. 🐴🧲

If you opt to get strapped, understand that A) you can always store it with a friend of you’re going through a tough mental health spot and would be better off without it in the house

For the folks thinking this is no big deal: I'm ashamed at your poor grasp of Red Scares in US history. I really hate the posts on here that shame other folks for not knowing enough, but seriously, Commies, Socialists, Marxists, labor activists? They all have been the very brutal end of KKK, vigilante, and state violence for a century or more.

People organizing illegal strikes and risking their life for what they believed in didn't fold after getting their water bottles confiscated.

Don’t do heavy lifting around this person

As if someone with a “Bourgeoisie Tears” water bottle can even lift their own arms above their head

Hey you fricker, we don't like dirty commies around here go back to China and other caricature phrases someone who hasn't left their parent's basement imagines someone might say to them so they can stand up for Marxism.

“Socialism is not communism! 😤”

So anyways I put burgiosie tears on my olyptical water bottle and am wearing a Karl Marx shirt and this guy called me a communist! Ugh!

Single mother’s are ruining America

bourgeoisie tears

trantifa super soldier immediately cries to xir's hugbox

Since you're obviously so lacking attention in your real life that you need to go to sub reddits with differing political opinions just to feel seen ill give you what you're begging for, what's wrong buddy? Daddy not hug you enough? Mama call you a cry baby one to many times? You are sad and pathetic, I promise it's much more worth your time to figure out why that is and address the underlying issues that have led to this rather than broadcast your misery on the internet looking for whatever scrap of attention you can get.

Oh. Boy. Sounds like this fellow has taken an interest in you. Lucky you! That's typical right-boy flirting behavior. Try presenting your self next time and try to lure him in to the showers.

Not one person in there is pointing out that the story is made up. People are somehow becoming less internet savvy as time goes on. Or maybe they just need it to be real. Omg that's so sad.

The gun thing isn’t my first choice, but I like the pepper spray idea

Literally woman tier "self defense"

Why cant redditors come up with better fake stories?

These people say chud unironically

Yeah if the dude pulls a gun on you don’t pull out a five pound weight and try to be One Punch Man; however, if he gets a little close and is screaming MAGAAAAA with nothing in his hands knock this clown out.

This might be the worst advice I have ever seen.

Oh look commies immediately openly dreaming of violence all of them at once

Professors are allowed to teach homosexuality, Marxism (a secular religion), and anti-Americanism, but mention God and you’re out of a job.

I always carry a water bottle with I sticker I put on that says “Bourgeoisie Tears” on it along with a sticker mimicking Starbucks with Marx’s face that says “Coffee for Everyone”. I did this to give a subtle funny jab against conservatives.

Dude put the stickers on his water bottle to elicit a negative reaction and got what he wanted. Today he learned the internet isn't real life.

Putting stickers on a water bottle is gay enough, but to make it about stuff that makes you seethe is a whole other level

idk a commie and a roid monkey seems to be one of the marriage combinations

How is this anything but a tremendously lucky opportunity to legally ruin this right-wing butthole's life? Send him to me. He'll wish he never fricked with me. Use your imagination. There are countless ways to make this wing nut regret messing with you. For instance, this guy likes to run his mouth off at you and make threats? Plant a hidden camera on yourself and go workout with twice as many socialist stickers as before. Heck, wear an Antifa T-shirt. See what this genius has to say to you about that and upload it to the Internet.

Bring back shoving nerds into lockers

His acc is even funnier https://old.reddit.com/user/embership/

Some hightlights:

I could tear any theist to shreds in under four minutes

Family and friends are overrated. They're prisons. You're doing time. If you really think it sucks to be alone, try wanting to be left the frick alone when you can't do it. There's the real torture.

I'm a bit of a loner also with few friends. Perfect candidate for recruitment by the Soviets

Whew lads

I think r/socialism is even worse than r/latestagecapitalism in terms of the pure unadulterated cringe factor at this point.

This story clearly didn't happen but the idea of someone putting confrontational stickers on their water bottle thinking they're an edgy badass fighting for le revolution and then folding like cheap origami at the first confrontation about it is hilarious to me. Even in their made-up stories they're useless cowards.

And of course there's the hurr durr freeze peach crowd. Whatever happened to freedom of speech isn't freedom from consequences? Aside from the fact gym bro going aggro on soyboy is covered under 1A

Don't even try to kinkshame me. My kinks are my business.

Snapshots:

• undelete.pullpush.io
• archive.org
• archive.ph (click to archive)