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GovernorOfNewYork dude/lmao | :marseygrilling2: House boomer :!marseyboomer: | Discordmisic :marseygroomer2: :!marseyno: |  2yr ago (text post) 438 thread views #60188
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(Feature request): Expand the goombling functions

I resisted for as long as I could but it's finally happened: I am a goombling addict.

:#!marseygambling:

In the interest of harm reduction and to be on the right side of history, you need to facilitate my vice.

I DEMAND the following functions:

-Splitting

-Doubling down

-Goombling leaderboard sorted for marseybuxx

The following functions are bonus if we have a good enough codecel:

-5-card charlie

-Surrender (for the poorcels)

I don't care about slots. Those are for foids and olds on Parkinson's meds.

Thank you badmins, and may lady luck be with you. :bardfinn:

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@McCoxmaul was in charge of goombling and he seems to be inactive so I doubt there'll be something new soon

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Don't we have a sentient coding capybara who can whip this up?

:#marseycapypat:

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You'd have to ask Aevann himself

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i dont know anything about blackjack tho lol

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It's very simple: Fully memorize this chart and then send pictures of bussy consult me, baby :marseylove:

Edit: Shitposting aside though, this is a great resource:

https://blackjack-trainer.net/

You should learn. Statistically it's the game with the "best" odds at a casino and I always find it fun because unlike roulette or slots there is actual strategy and skill involved.

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