"Gotta snuggle up to keep warm" in pics
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So then what is the point of including your tits in the frame might as well just crop them out and only see the cute dog? (546)
Did you not read the part where I said I like my boobs…. (-631)
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Ah so it is to seek strangers’ validation (218)
Heck, if that will get people’s panties out of a twist, I’ll take it. (-106)
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Ok :) (-102)
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That’s a lot of words for someone who knows they got caught.Not like you were even trying to hide it in the first place. My mosquito tits also perk and can cut diamonds when it’s cold out but even I recognize when a fellow girl is fishing for validation. You know you’re shielded by horny and enjoy it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (253)
Found the 12 year old. (-97)
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Just own up to it already. You knew what you were doing. (63)
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I mean, OP has to know what he/she is doing here. I guess this is just for karma. As much as I like the pic, gonna have to downvote. (79)
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This one’s the BEST! (-1)
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You'll be shocked but women's existence doesn't revolve around looking sexy for men. She didn't get cold for your enjoyment she was just cold. A woman in a t shirt is not trying be sexy she's just taking a picture of her dog. This is why men online are so annoying, they're so sure that everything about women has to do with them and pleasing them. You sexualize things that aren't sexual and then blame the woman you're sexualizing. (0)
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I'll explain it to you one more time, feel free to blatantly ignore it like you have every time so far.No one is upset about you posting a thirst trap, they are upset you posted it in THIS SUB then lied about your intentions. (14)
Why are they mad that she posted a picture in a subreddit for pictures? It’s breaking 0 rules and perfectly fits within the communities guidelines. Most everyone being pissed off is literally brigading this post from /r/cringeotpia anyways. The post had 2000 upvotes before the incel posy rolled in to shame someone for having nipples.You’re not only mad about boobs but you’re also trying to demean a woman by blaming her rightful confusion on “dad issues”. You’ve yet to explain any actual reason for why you’re mad that it’s posted on this sub, but you were really quick to double down on the misogyny. It’s crazy how infuriated someone can be by the sight of a human body. (-2)
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I literally quoted you, that isn't "twisting your wording" Wait you genuinely see no difference between a woman in a t shirt and you in your underwear? So then ya I was right, you see women purely as sexual to start so obviously you think all women do everything to be sexual, and of course generalizing all women as doing everything to be sexual. >women have many, their butt their boobs and body formHm.. why is that? Oh ya, because men like you sexualize everything about women >i hate it, men online sexualize women. And you're saying that this is 1. A complete generalization and 2. Not true. And to prove this you're.. sexualizing a woman in a t shirt..>Why woulf she have a bra on? Umm hello? Because its fricking cold out there? Do you think bras are warm..? They're just uncomfortable, they don't heat you>Why is she wearing a tshirt in home anyways?Why is she wearing a t shirt at home? Is that weird to you? To wear a comfortable shirt at home? "Why would she wear CLOTHES at her home?? Clearly to turn men on">U can be comfortable at ur home by wearing many things and u will be more comfortable if u wear warmer clothing in winter thats a simple logic workThere are multiple comfortable clothes yes, do you feel like women should be dressing to cover up in their own home instead of wearing what's comfortable for them in their home? Why do you get to decide what she should feel comfortable in and that a t shirt isn't proper clothes for being home?>u r just fooling urself sisterSo you can't write out paragraphs and you can't spell.. >mixing everything together even those of the nature of human beingI genuinely have no idea what this means, is it even English? Are you saying it's in the nature of men to over sexualize everything women do? I can't tell what this means at all>soon you will see a movement that is already forming to eradicate the radical feminism and bring back equality to our society."Bring back equality" this is as equal as our society has ever been and it still isn't equal, when was our society ever equal between men and women? When women couldn't vote, couldn't get a job, or when they couldn't divorce their husband's unless they were being abused and being beaten didn't count as abuse? (0)
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stop being a white knight bro, you won't get kitty that way lmao (5)
Yeah, I totally thought this person was going to appear in front of me and frick me!Not being a hateful incel =/= white knight. Are you mad that she has nipples or what? Like what’s the actual reason you’re mad? You literally have nipples. Not everyone is as infuriated at the sight of a human body as you are. Is that really so surprising? The surprising part to me is both how infuriated and vile everyone’s being in the comments.Sorry that I think brigading someone with over a thousand hateful comments for posting a picture in /r/pics is pathetic. (-2)
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I like how my peepee is so I will make sure it is erect in every picture and not crop it out (20)
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so let me ask you a questyion if i just wear my underpants with my peepee appearing from behind it and then take a picture of my dog and post it online and then girls come and comment about my obvious peepee is that also sexualizing of menShe's wearing a t shirt, do you actually see women in such a purely sexual way that a T shirt is the equivalent of underwear to you?>like any other normal girl would have wear a simple piece of clothing called brawBras aren't comfy, I know I don't wear them when I'm in my own house. She looks like she's just at home and her dog looked cute, why would she have a bra on? Do you think women wear them 24/7?Is a woman just being comfortable that sexual to you? "She didn't cover up every inch of her skin and she's COLD!! she's a seductress and that's exactly like just wearing underwear!"It's also interesting that I'm a "man hater" for not wanting men to sexualize a woman just being comfortable in her own home. So are you saying all men sexualize women? (0)
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sup g*mers, this is the result of a project I've been working on to determine the funniest seethe across reddit. the post as you see it is the output of my current script, but in the future, this will be fully automated and make a post about once a day.
Basedness is (average child score) - (score). Angriness is determined by sentiment analysis. More details soon, I just couldn't resist making this post.
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idk man, this is going to create an Uncle Ted inspired post about the industrialisation of drama, we should encourage to find the drama ourselves
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I am taking your jobs
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I hope youre also taking our mail
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OMG it really sounds to me like you wanna take away our jeeerrrbs! I post drama once a day frick your bot!
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If you fed the responses into machine learning you could trai troll bots
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Lol its not that sophisticated, there is a python package called vader that does that
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Good job!
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thanks
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I know that the left often unfairly blames angry incels for everything, but when people get this incomprehensibly angry about seeing a fine set of breasts you have to wonder if maybe they kind of have a point.
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They don't.
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Wrong.
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well its like "everyone I don't like is a nazi", them seeing nazis and incels everywhere because they are r-slurred doesn't mean those types dont exist
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zoz
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Agreed, this was too much of a reddit moment.
Anyway, as I don't give a shit about her tits, I must say - the sleeping dog is actually cute
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Unfairly?
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Not even incels think it’s unfair. They seem validated by being loathsome which is actually hilarious and honest.
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@August disgusting strag calls a foid's tits "fine"
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OK, they're actually great tits, I just didn't want to simp too hard.
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Yeah. Those are some objectively good tits. No hetero.
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Snapshots:
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Is Snappy a straggot?
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Snappy is femme
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@August
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Moids: yes, we love boobs. Show me your tits.
Foid: shows the boobs
Moids: Noooo not like that!!
Moids need to be destroyed.
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if the title was "my two puppies and a cute dog" she'd be spared the redditor's wrath. I think foid duplicity makes even redditors irate.
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Agreed.
Dog is cute though.
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You made me look at female nipples and a wall of text I won't read
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She has a really great rack
Keep Yourself Safe
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Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their peepee in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy peepee. She is darn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. S*x doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had s*x in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per /r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fricking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fricking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fricking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his peepee bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fricking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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Mommy is soooo proud of you, sweaty. Let's put this sperg out up on the fridge with all your other failures.
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This but unironically.
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It outputs too much posts. Also it should retrieve the comments' bodies from Pushshift just in case it will be edited or deleted or janned
Also what's funny about rdrama is OP's comment on the controversial comment not the comment per se
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Lol it does. Removed comments are author deletion. Also yeah I should probably return less lol
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Thot patrolled
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Downvotes need to grant karma, too
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YOU DISRESPECTED THE SANCTITY OF R/PICS BY POSTING A DOG PIC WITH YOUR NIPPLES IN THE BACKGROUND. I CAN'T GET HARD LOOKING AT YOUR NIPPLES IF IT'S IN THE WRONG SUB!!!
YOU DID A HECKIN BAD FAITH POSTING!!!
Who knew a pair of nipples could make Redditors this mad.
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Invite her over
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