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Post wherever there are bongs seething or coping after losing to pastacels. I'll start:
https://reddit.com/r/england/comments/oi1k1c/euro_2020_final_megathread_all_football_stuff/
https://reddit.com/r/england/comments/oidhwv/forza_italia/
Also, any videos of bongs throwing fits in pubs are welcome.
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Imagine admitting to watching soccer 🤢
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Divegrass is way more entertaining than handegg purely by virtue of the bants between countries.
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USA keeps winning the handegg world title I don't know how they do it
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Plus everybody already knows that Brady will win again
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Soccer is one of the best sources of drama ever invented, the only good contribution to humanity the bongs ever came up with.
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Soccer is an infinite amount of fun if you can find some people who know what they're doing. You can even be a fatcel and be a thicc target man. And once you play enough, watching comes kinda naturally.
Broaden your horizons, it's what diversity necessitates
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I just prefer real sports tbh
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Like what?
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Polo
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Idk I only really watch college football and basketball tbh
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🏉>>>>>>>>⚽>>>>>>>>🏈
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ahh a bit posh are we
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Maybe his education wasn't free
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I prefer horse fencing
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This is really cringy but as a Scot that grew up around a lot of American shows I used their terms more than the UK ones. For example garbage instead of rubbish, and I used to catch myself and correct it to the “right” spellings or terms. Now i dont care when i realise as much as i love the elements of scotland and being scottish like the crassness, the tartan kilts and even bagpipe music I hate the typical Bongland inhabitant and now proudly use every American spelling and term ever. Basically what im trying to say is get fricked Ingerland
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Cope more euro. You already consume plenty of American media, why not real sports 🤔
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I dont consume any sports i just hate england
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It begins
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Brits are in shambles. Should have brought more laser pointers to this match, lads
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holy frick, how many hate crimes do you think we're gonna see this week?
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https://twitter.com/seanncubexi/status/1414356419789398018?s=19
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I don't understand. How in the world is that word not already censored by Twitter, ESPECIALLY in the trending section?
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One last one courtesy of /sp/
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Jesus thats pathetic. How developmentally r-slurred are English people for their opinions on race to change on a whim like that?
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After that tweet he beat his wife like his name was Akins.
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All those poor homely wives...
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Norf FC is propa fookin pissed raight now, innit and Helen back at home is gonna feel it.
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Lmao I just saw this on r/soccercirclejerk
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That hernia tho 😳
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This is the funniest image to me i dont know why
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Bardfinn'd
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rightoids are going to have a field day with this one.
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Bongs were kneelers and I think Kane even had rainbow captain armband in some matches.
I see a potential for some big coalition shuffling - Italians are now white, Brits aren't.
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Italians sure do hate the sons of Ham and Shem.
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Not to mention The Original People, see Balotelli's treatment
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I mean the Ngubus did shit the bed during penalties
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Did your autocorrect censor you writing the no-no Nword?
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Ngubu was the last hope from turning the UK into a completely anti-immigration inbred island and he FOCKED IT OOP during the penalty kicks
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Wait so how is that meant to be pronounced? Nag-ah-bus?
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What's kinda funny is I know a guy on Facebook who was hoping England's diverse team was going to win just so that the stupid racist bigots would have to choke it down. Shouldn't oughta tempt fate that way.
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The good news is a lot of norf fc wives are going to need dentures after tonight, that should improve the image of British teeth.
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England thread y'alled
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🇷🇺 Commies have one lol
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Wait, for real?! Lmfao!
E: wow, one world Cup 1966 and thats it
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It's never coming home (just like any respect for the British)
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/sp/ is going absolutely crazy right now
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rdrama dot net is already proving itself to be a mistake.
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The drama revolution and its consequences
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Cry more Engloid/leftoid
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MCUcels shoehorning themselves into the seethe
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Wait, is that Zendaya a Spagettcel?
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No, the Bongs are mad at melaninated kings and queens. There was a "shoot-off" or something (IDK I don't watch soccer) to break the 1-1 tie. Of the English squad 2/2 white guys made their goals while 0/3 black guys made their goals.
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Our frizzy haired cousins are usually better at all things running-and-jumping related. It's nice they have something. That and dancing- they're good at that too.
Well done, I say.
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Black comedians also have a great track record for entertainment, like a ton of the best comedians are black like Chapelle and Patrice
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Yeschad.webp
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That little German girl sends her regards. British subhumans will never come home.
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Lmao losing to literal shittalians.
Are bongs even people?
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Angloids got what was coming
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Lol gonna have to wait another 40 years Britain 😂😂
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Between this and the invention of spaghetti Italy is based
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Bongs malding that wops cheated. No. Wops just made the realisation that a yellow card is not a punishment, but an allowance of 1 physical attack per player
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I had two horrible weeks but England tumbling at the finishing line made me smile. Thank you.
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Bruschetta > beans on toast. Bongistanis btfo.
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CMON INGERLAND, SCORE SUM FAKKIN GOALS
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there's a good 3/5s joke in here somewhere if someone can suss it out
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Just go to the comments section of any 🎩-cel tabloid
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My understanding is that they haven't won since the 1960s. Have they considered maybe making more fuss over a sport they're actually good at?
Apparently they're very good at rowing. Maybe they could demolish the M25 beltway and replace it with a giant circular canal around London where they can have neverending boat races while drinking gin and nibbling cucumber sandwiches. And the proles can get back where they belong down the coal mines
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Really, the lesson here is to start playing a game someone else invented instead.
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Maybe they could sink their entire island below the sea and row row row into poseidon's sweet embrace...
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Great game nobody even scored a goal
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Bong tears are as delicious as bongs themselves are ugly
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That’s alright Ingerland, you’ll get em in the next 55 years!
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It's not fricking fair, it was their turn.
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When I was a kid one of my neighbors coached the university women's soccer team so we always got free tickets and it fricking sucked
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Makes sense, it is a women’s sport that isnt beach volleball, tennis or a wet t shirt contest
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You honestly sound like you need to be removed from society. I mean come on dude, like 20 people have given you the logical thoughts on this. Are you really THAT fricking stupid? Or is this an ego thing? You aren’t replying to any comment that actually contests you, you’re just trying to throw your thoughts on other people.
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The English just accept this as part of the price you get for playing sports where other countries actually compete.
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Obligatory shitposting:
https://reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/oii1f8/anon_says_there_was_a_plan_if_england_had_won_the/
https://reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/oijgwn/sp_on_englands_reaction_to_losing/
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Damm this cope is unreal
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also going to an albanian owned liquor store when a soccer game is on is an experience everyone should have at least once.
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lol, why would prejudice or xenophobia have anything to do with a friendly football conversation?
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my favorite soccer thing was that old brazilian guy that went to every world cup holding his soccer guy stuffed animal or whatever and then saw his team get BTFO’d and was photographed crying and then he died or something.
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nandos chicken sauce is pretty good guys
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https://reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/comments/oilqiv/comment/h4whzdg/
English people are proof whites arent genetically superior
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