1. Christ created bussy.

As God the Father is the architect and source of existence, Christ the son is the master builder, the carpenter if you will, and he created all bussy that exists, sculpted it with his very hands, formed it into being by His will, gave it shape and purpose and life. He created bussy that it might be honored, cherished, and revered, that we might grow closer to Christ through bussy.

2. Christ had a bussy.

Christ was born into human flesh and grew into this world as a man, thus he had a bussy. What kind of bussy might it be? Surely we can speculate that it was immaculate, the most perfect and revered of bussies. As Christ sacrificed His bussy on the cross for love of humanity, so we must love the bussy of our brothers in memory of Him.

3. Bussy is obviously superior, who are you kidding

A man's butt is simply a work of art, wildly superior to anything a woman could ever offer, sculpted, firm, proud, purposeful, a statement of glorious intention of the doing of great things. A woman's body is ornamental, purposeless, an afterthought compared to the natural superiority of malekind. Truly God created Man first and woman only afterward, we must conclude that Man and therefore Bussy is God's greatest creation.