Google Searches that Led to rDrama on May 7, 2022

Recently, Aevann set up Google Webmaster Tools to explore some weird things going on with our search traffic. As a side effect, we get anonymized statistics on what search queries lead people to our little corner of the Internet.

Most of these are mundane: the top six queries by number of clicks are "rdrama", "rdrama.net", "r drama", "r/drama", "rdramanet", and "drama net". Some of you are very lazy typists, but this is normal for a site like this.

What is also normal for a site like this is to get a couple visitors from search queries no sane person would ever type. Today, we will delve into some of the deranged, troubling, and amusing things which brought people here on May 7th, 2022.

kyle rittenhouse rule 34 — you will be glad to know we rank #1 for this.

joe biden c*m jar — ???

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31 sylvia rd, conway, ar — ?????

butter goblin poland — ??????

biblically accurate swedish fish — ???????

can you make a male babysitter pay child support yahoo answers — uh.

is brett cooper ben shapiro's sister — well, is he?

scrote tears mug — we get a shocking amount of traffic from this. merch store when?

alex jones vtuber — this needs to be a thing.

tariq nasheed bussy — amen.

chud porn and chud enby — there's a fetish for everything.

big george porn —

kermit shows his cucumber — this is why the taliban won.

capybara eating ice pop — finally something wholesome.

is loveforlandlords satire — 11 people had to ask (in one day!)

In lieu of commentary on the myriad coomer searches we rank disturbingly high for, here's a short list: loli pee hentai, furry c*m bong, catgirl lesbian porn, small peepee femboy porn, femboy feet, femboy butt photos, femboy furrys, loli femboy porn, cara cunningham porn, gabby petito tits, gabby petito pierced nipples, michelle phan bdsm, isabella janke tits.

Most Famous Users, in order: carpathianflorist, Aevann, @Chapose, trappysaruh ( @tappy ), Soren.

Award for Marketing Outreach Excellence: "this machine kills femboys", rank #1, most clicks of any query aside from variants of "rdrama". Congratulations to @CBT for being our best source of organic search traffic and bringing 12 people here in one day.

And, finally: bardfinn — showed up 14 times, rank #7, but no one clicked through. I'm disappointed in us: these are rookie numbers; we gotta pump these numbers up.